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Quote: Altius dir @ July 8 2010, 4:30 AM BST

Hi, BBC Proms are eight week continuous concert presented at the Albert hall in South Kensington, London. check the details...

http://www.altiusdirectory.com/UK/bbc-proms.php

Really? Are they? ARE THEY?

Quote: don rushmore @ July 7 2010, 11:18 PM BST


Come on Moat, hang in there, you owe it to the Burley hating public.

Especially as Barry George let us all down following his visit to Sky offices.

Quote: The Giggle-o @ July 7 2010, 8:31 PM BST

'Producer Phil Collinson told This Morning that the viaduct will collapse and a tram is going to crash into the street.'

Didn't something similar already happen in Corrie during the 1960s?

Quote: John M @ July 8 2010, 12:41 PM BST

Didn't something similar already happen in Corrie during the 1960s?

Erm, yes, I believe a chair collapsed when fat oaf Stan Ogden sat on it. Poor old Hilda...

Quote: Altius dir @ July 8 2010, 4:30 AM BST

Hi, BBC Proms are eight week continuous concert presented at the Albert hall in South Kensington, London. check the details...

http://www.altiusdirectory.com/UK/bbc-proms.php

Is this something new then?

I'm glad that somebody in India was able to tell this to everybody on a comedy site.

I have been reading with much fascination in the Daily Mail, the story of Otto Ambros. Both a war criminal & a hero. It appears he was able to make a gas called Tabun which could have won them the war by wiping out British soldiers & civilians by the thousands. He however lied to Hitler about it so that it would'nt be used.
He is dead now after serving time for war crimes. Shame I could have done with some of that stuff for Hubby dearest.

I'm surprised you don't just fart.

Favourite Sky News moment of the day ...

Kay Burley looking at a pile of twigs and leaves in a wooded area, and asking survival expert, 'Where would you find all this?'

Closely followed by this gem ...

Detective: People need to be vigilant and not take unnecessary risks.

Burley: Perhaps stay in tonight and watch Corrie, then.

If you dislike her so intensely, why do you watch?

Quote: don rushmore @ July 8 2010, 7:05 PM BST

Favourite Sky News moment of the day ...

Kay Burley looking at a pile of twigs and leaves in a wooded area, and asking survival expert, 'Where would you find all this?'

Closely followed by this gem ...

Detective: People need to be vigilant and not take unnecessary risks.

Burley: Perhaps stay in tonight and watch Corrie, then.

Laughing out loud I'll have to start watching Sky News then.

Quote: Aaron @ July 8 2010, 8:10 PM BST

If you dislike her so intensely, why do you watch?

Dislike? I think she's great!

Interviewing an old woman about recent events ...

Burley: Don't you feel scared?

Old woman: Not really, no, I've had a long life, experienced many things ...

Burley: But you've never experienced a gunman on the run though, have you?

Quote: don rushmore @ July 8 2010, 7:05 PM BST

Favourite Sky News moment of the day ...

Kay Burley looking at a pile of twigs and leaves in a wooded area, and asking survival expert, 'Where would you find all this?'

Closely followed by this gem ...

Detective: People need to be vigilant and not take unnecessary risks.

Burley: Perhaps stay in tonight and watch Corrie, then.

Laughing out loud

The missing former lover of a top Brazilian football star was strangled and then fed to dogs, police say.

Mr Fernandes, 25, has denied any wrongdoing, stating he has a "clear conscience" but police say a teenage cousin of Mr Fernandes has given evidence that the goalkeeper was involved in her kidnap and suspected murder.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/latin_america/10565346.stm

Article concludes: Mr Fernandes has expressed regret that the allegations could damage his chances of playing for Brazil in the 2014 FIFA World Cup finals.

Sounds like that's the least of your worries mate...

Quote: Tuumble @ July 9 2010, 1:27 PM BST

The missing former lover of a top Brazilian football star was strangled and then fed to dogs, police say.

Mr Fernandes, 25, has denied any wrongdoing, stating he has a "clear conscience" but police say a teenage cousin of Mr Fernandes has given evidence that the goalkeeper was involved in her kidnap and suspected murder.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/latin_america/10565346.stm

Article concludes: Mr Fernandes has expressed regret that the allegations could damage his chances of playing for Brazil in the 2014 FIFA World Cup finals.

Sounds like that's the least of your worries mate...

But he should be ok for the premierre league?

Makes you think. Whistling nnocently

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1293165/Nanny-30-died-sexual-arousal-watching-pornography.html?ITO=1490

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