I think my idea of locking up anyone with "slightly mad eyes" would be cheaper and more efficient.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,683
Quote: keewik @ 23rd November 2014, 8:44 PM GMT*wonders whether Alf realises we're all ignoring his puerile shite*
Don't call me Alf!
'A High Court judge has decided that former Government chief whip Andrew Mitchell did call Pc Toby Rowland a "pleb" because the officer did not have the "wit, imagination or inclination" to invent it.'
Bit of a pisser for the policeman.
Still, £2m court costs. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 28th November 2014, 1:04 AM GMTStill, £2m court costs. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.
Love it - the dickhead.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 26th November 2014, 9:40 AM GMTDon't call me Alf!
I think they were referring to Mr.Kipper...........you know, that bloke that makes exceedingly good cakes.
Good old Daily Mail. Nothing like scaring the shit out of us oldies . . .
'Winter is finally here! Snow is due on Monday as temperatures set to drop next week after a balmy November... and it's only going to get colder'
Read on and you see . .
'We could possibly see a little bit of snow on the highest ground of the Highlands on Monday night from incoming showers.'
Doomed! I've had me Winter Fuel allowance, so I'm OK. 
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Seen on the front of OK! mag. this morning..........
"Screamer" on the front cover:-
X Factor Favourite Andrea Faustini
'I have been kissed - by a dolphin!'
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW AND PICTURES
For f**k's sake, what is this world coming to..........
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-30258370
OK, so he's repented, but I still think he is an arrogant ugly lump of shit and typifies the contempt that politicians have towards the hoi polloi.
He may be but he was probably stitched up like a kipper by the scheming cabbie. Too much coincidence for me that he'd got a nice clear recording of a former MP into The Sun within hours. It's entrapment for financial gain.
So how exactly did he entrap him into hailing his particular black cab and then launching into a cringe-making rant?
More to the point, it is Mellor, so who cares?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-3039023
If the OECD is to be believed, the wealth gap significantly harms the economy...where does that leave Tory policy?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th November 2014, 8:23 AM GMTDoomed! I've had me Winter Fuel allowance, so I'm OK.
You me you've drunk it, how longs that going to keep you warm then?
Quote: Nogget @ 10th December 2014, 11:26 AM GMThttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-3039023
If the OECD is to be believed, the wealth gap significantly harms the economy...where does that leave Tory policy?
Where it always was, shoved up their over privileged bum holes.
With the good news that relations between the United States and Cuba are set to improve, the appearance of Cuban motoring will sadly change. Money must be spent immediately by wealthy British entrepreneurs to bring the old vehicles here and a new town built on the East of England coast purely for their future use.
Glad I saw Cuba when I did - about 20 years ago - it'll go to shit now.