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Quote: Oldrocker @ 15th October 2014, 1:27 PM BST

Catch up Herc, I was bored with that ten years ago . .

I've lived a sheltered life........... :( always on the run Pirate

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th October 2014, 12:56 PM BST

Aaaaarrrgh! 666 posts - have you come for me Beelzebub? :(

I like that - B liar......... Laughing out loud

Private Eye, I'm afraid.

Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 15th October 2014, 4:58 PM BST

Private Eye, I'm afraid.

Don't be afraid :) Wasn't the joke I was laughing at so much as summat agin that twat. Cool

The thing is Blair is the ultimate hypocrite.

A Socialist? My f**king arse! Him and the letter box and raking it in at an alarming rate.

And then when he's no longer Prime Minister he decides to be a Catholic.

Either he always was but denied it or he had an overnight revelation. Maybe he'll be a true Christian and give all his riches away to the poor.

Quote: Chappers @ 15th October 2014, 9:06 PM BST

The thing is Blair is the ultimate hypocrite.

Maybe he'll be a true Christian and give all his riches away to the poor.

Wait a minute, oh.......yup............there it is.

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Quote: Chappers @ 15th October 2014, 9:06 PM BST

Maybe he'll be a true Christian and give all his riches away to the poor.

Aye, right.

You couldn't make it up !

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2795280/i-m-watching-family-s-shock-receiving-text-messages-mobile-buried-late-grandmother-02-gave-number-new-customer.html#newcomment

There was an odd ball comedy BBC series awhile back (2001) "Revolver", which was like surreal sketches starring various seemingly random actors (cannot find it in a search of BCG), where one of them was Nicholas Smith (Mr Rumbold - AYBS) finding himself in a coffin 6 foot under.

He reaches down in his pocket and finds what he thinks, to his great relief, a mobile phone; but when he switches it on it turns out to be a Game Boy.........................

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377251/

Oh come on. This must be from a Carry On film.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-29654857

"What kind of girl do you think I am?"

Witness the incredible pulling power of an expensive car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZjlDtUWVOI

Mike Reid is a twat.

He was only rewriting Bernard Cribbens' song.

When Lance Percival did it, it was considered the height of satire...

Had to Google Mike Reid to see what you're talking about.

Why is it racist? How f**king pathetic! That accent is West Indian - black, white, brown - all colours! So if it had been in a French accent would anybody complain?

"De Doo Doo Day, De Doo Doo Da"
Is all I want to say to you...

I think this is a glorious example of just how thick UKIP are.
The fact that they didn't see how a Caribbean accent (the traditional way of performing a calypso BTW) might cause offence, is indicative of their general bufoonery.
The fact that the Left ran screaming to twitter is also pretty telling.
UKIP pose no threat to anyone - except the odd lackadaisical MP.
They shouldn't ban the record.
Every time it's played they lose a vote.

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