I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,671

Quote: Oldrocker @ 2nd October 2014, 12:19 PM BST

F**k me that's frightening !

http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/clacton-by-election/winning-party

And they say the bookies are never wrong . . . .

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"Everyday is like Sunday
Everyday is silent and grey

This is the coastal town
That they forgot to close down
Come Armageddon - Come!"

Silver surfers go punk.

Can't say I'm with them.

I'm more of an environmentalist than a mentalist.

But I'm finding it all very entertaining and a strange sort of justice in many ways.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29446232

One has to wonder how thick the person who complained was.

Tom and Jerry are not PC - you now have to warn children and point out that it was made a long, long time ago when people made these wicked cartoons.

This gobshite Nigel Farage will visit Switzerland this saturday.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 2nd October 2014, 8:35 PM BST

This gobshite Nigel Farage will visit Switzerland this saturday.

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Do your armed guards still stop buses on the border and rummage through shopping bags for butter and cheese? If so, Basel is unlikely to see him a great deal as he will probably be obtaining tips from there.

He will do a speech in Winterthur for the AUNS (an association for a neutral Switzerland...i.e. redneck right wing eejits).

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 2nd October 2014, 8:56 PM BST

He will do a speech in Winterthur for the AUNS (an association for a neutral Switzerland...i.e. redneck right wing eejits).

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I hadn't heard of it. It appears to be against, quote, "creeping EU accession". I've changed my mind so often in the last two years on Britain's EU membership I'm not sure what it is currently. For most of this
year it has been leave, uncharacteristically in the longer term, but early this week it was back to stay in.

Were they trying for anus but couldn't spell it?

Dyslexia

Quote: sootyj @ 2nd October 2014, 9:34 PM BST

Were they trying for anus but couldn't spell it?

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I haven't spotted that before...true. Shame Farage's first name isn't Alan...that would have been the perfect meeting of the dyslexic nationalists arses.

Lynsey De Paul has died.

Is it me or does that doll look more like Archie Andrews? (look it up young people)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29458666

Quote: Oldrocker @ 3rd October 2014, 12:24 AM BST

Is it me or does that doll look more like Archie Andrews? (look it up young people)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29458666

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Quote: Oldrocker @ 3rd October 2014, 12:24 AM BST

Is it me or does that doll look more like Archie Andrews? (look it up young people)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29458666

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Who's Archie Andrews, Grand-Dad?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd October 2014, 6:49 AM BST

Who's Archie Andrews, Grand-Dad?

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He was the ventriloquist dummy on the wireless.