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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,646

You know why they call it Qatar, because they always cough up the green

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/06/14/america-s-allies-are-funding-isis.html

Quote: Oldrocker @ 13th August 2014, 12:49 AM BST

1,867

Deaths in current Israeli- Palestinian war in which Qatar, which funds Hamas, has urged the international community 'to assume its moral and humanitarian responsibilities'

1,200

Estimated deaths of foreign construction workers for 2022 World Cup which Qatar bribed its way to win in order to improve its image abroad

Source?

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/14/qatar-admits-deaths-in-migrant-workers

if you bear in mind a similar number of people were killed in the lead upto the Brazil world cup, by police death squads. Then Israel would do well to pretend Operation Protective Edge was actually an away game of IDF United vs Hamas FC

Quote: billwill @ 13th August 2014, 9:44 AM BST

Source?

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/?issue=1372

Police are searching a Berkshire property belonging to Sir Cliff Richard in relation to an alleged historical sex offence.

A number of items were removed from the property in the Sunningdale area for further investigation, but no arrests have been made.

A police spokesman said the allegation involved a boy under 16 and dated from the 1980s in the South Yorkshire area.

The search is not connected to Operation Yewtree, police said.

But officers from that operation have been notified, a South Yorkshire Police spokesman added.

"...yeah and Cliff Richard's on 40 silk cuts a day!" (Boycie)

Source?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28790718

Thank you

Some people!

Quote: sootyj @ 14th August 2014, 1:59 PM BST

Thank you

Some people!

Source?

Berkhamsted mocked over map. Can't think why.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-28783990

Quote: Oldrocker @ 14th August 2014, 3:03 PM BST

Berkhamsted mocked over map. Can't think why.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-28783990

Good to see Waitrose is still the bollocks.

It's a cock up. Plain and simple .

Quote: sootyj @ 13th August 2014, 10:57 AM BST

if you bear in mind a similar number of people were killed in the lead upto the Brazil world cup, by police death squads. Then Israel would do well to pretend Operation Protective Edge was actually an away game of IDF United vs Hamas FC

Laughing out loud

A settler writes; "you mean a home game, of course."

Quote: Oldrocker @ 14th August 2014, 3:03 PM BST

Berkhamsted mocked over map. Can't think why.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-28783990

I wondered why Charley lived there.

(Sorry - clique joke for people who've been on here a few years.)

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