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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,629

Quote: sootyj @ 13th July 2014, 9:24 AM BST

http://www.thescore.com/worldcup/news/536787

I had a fiver on north Korea to beat Japan 7-0 and america 4-0 look like the drinks are on me

Bit confused how you could be duped by an article that actually says this is a satirical video and goes on to explain how the world cup has actually been covered in North Korea.

I watched the video.Who reads anymore you dinosaur

Quote: Oldrocker @ 14th July 2014, 12:16 PM BST

And so she quits . . stunning piece of judgement there Davey Boy.

To be fair it was Teresa Mays excellent idea wasnt it

She must have shit for brains

And she hopes to be PM one day if you believe what you hear...

She went to the Margaret Thatcher School of how to be a cruel, heartless bitch from hell

Quote: lofthouse @ 14th July 2014, 7:35 PM BST

And she hopes to be PM one day if you believe what you hear...

She went to the Margaret Thatcher School of how to be a cruel, heartless bitch from hell

So there's hope for this country yet then.

Plenty

If your rich!

Oh and talking of The Witch, her dad seemed a nice chap

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/thatchers-dad-mayor-preacher-groper-1257249.html

Quote: lofthouse @ 14th July 2014, 9:35 PM BST

Plenty

If your rich!

Oh and talking of The Witch, her dad seemed a nice chap

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/thatchers-dad-mayor-preacher-groper-1257249.html

Bloody hell! 1997?

The grocer's groper's daughter?

Brooks becomes Minister for Civil Society at the Cabinet Office.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/10967655/Cabinet-reshuffle-after-the-sackings-the-ministerial-promotions-live.html

this is the story of the day

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/barclays-piccadilly-robbery-cash-red-dye-paint-robber-laughed-ha-ha-ha-ive-got-all-the-money-teslim-adedibu-9603886.html

Michael Gove!!

Ha ha!

TWATTTTTTTT

Gove with the wind?

Quote: sootyj @ 15th July 2014, 8:39 PM BST

Gove with the wind?

Time to repeat the shit joke I did on Facebook. 'I was asleep when it happened, so much for Wake Me Up Before You Go Gove'.

I'm sorry.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 15th July 2014, 9:15 PM BST

Time to repeat the shit joke I did on Facebook. 'I was asleep when it happened, so much for Wake Me Up Before You Go Gove'.

I'm sorry.

a modest booyah

Quote: lofthouse @ 15th July 2014, 7:03 PM BST

Michael Gove!!

Ha ha!

TWATTTTTTTT

Obviously I'm in the minority. I think Gove had some great ideas to sort out the crap education system in this country over the last 30 years.

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