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Quote: zooo @ 21st June 2014, 2:17 PM BST

Aw, his daughter has managed to look like him

Quote: zooo @ 21st June 2014, 2:17 PM BST

Aw, his daughter has managed to look like him but be pretty.

Similarity of faces is a complete mystery to me; I can never 'detect' it.

Quote: billwill @ 21st June 2014, 2:38 PM BST

Similarity of faces is a complete mystery to me; I can never 'detect' it.

I keep forgetting about your 'condition'. I'm always amazed you can find people at the BCG Drinks.

Hislop's daughter looks exactly like him, but younger with long hair. It's always disturbing when you meet a girl and she has her dad's face. Even if she had the most slamming body and filthiest personality, as you're shagging, you're gonna look down and suddenly imagine her dad.

Best avoided.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 21st June 2014, 2:43 PM BST

Best avoided.

Coincidentally, just what people tell young women about RC.

Bill whats the biggest criticism of your cooking?

Quote: billwill @ 21st June 2014, 2:38 PM BST

Similarity of faeces is a complete mystery to me; I can never 'detect' it.

ermthat's quite a serious criticism.....

Quote: zooo @ 21st June 2014, 2:17 PM BST

Aw, his daughter has managed to look like him but be pretty.

I always the same about Victoria Coren.

Quote: zooo @ 21st June 2014, 2:58 PM BST

Coincidentally, just what people tell young women about RC.

By people, you mean 'petty, jealous, cock blockers' obviously.

Just concerned citizens.

Quote: Tursiops @ 21st June 2014, 3:04 PM BST

I always the same about Victoria Coren.

And Giles!

Quote: zooo @ 21st June 2014, 4:09 PM BST

And Giles!

Can't say I fancy Giles.

I can, well in a way.
He's pretty, but a bit of a twat.

Similar in character, I can't say either them look that much like their father.

Student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany?CMP=fb_gu

Yeah, yeah.

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/jun/23/female-genital-mutilation-muslim-council-britain-unislamic-condemn

Tell that to ISIS and Boko Haram.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 23rd June 2014, 10:07 PM BST

Yeah, yeah.

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/jun/23/female-genital-mutilation-muslim-council-britain-unislamic-condemn

Tell that to ISIS and Boko Haram.

thats not fair, its a bit late but they're trying to say the right thing

Quote: sootyj @ 23rd June 2014, 10:25 PM BST

thats not fair, its a bit late but they're trying to say the right thing

Saying and doing are two different things.

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