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I read the news today oh boy! Page 16

Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2009, 3:17 PM BST

And was Mellor lowly? The story certainly had little basis in truth.

Well Mellers as he likes me to call him was never gonna be prime minister but as for basis in truth. If it was in the Mirror or the Sun then it must be true. I've never known them to lie.

Labour outed or neutered all it's true believing socialists 10 years ago.

All that is left is grubbling, sordid little yes men and women.

That said there seems to be less nest feathering then there was in the final days of Majors cabinet. I know they have their faces buried in the expenses trough, but there's less dodgy directorships.

Mellor was aparently one of the best culture ministers this country had.

Quote: sootyj @ April 13 2009, 3:22 PM BST

That said there seems to be less nest feathering then there was in the final days of Majors cabinet. I know they have their faces buried in the expenses trough, but there's less dodgy directorships.

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure of that. Give it a few months.

Although in reality, I doubt any of them are suitably competent to take up such positions.

I think I could do a 2 hour a week directorship, where my sole role was to pinch my secretaries arse and collect a huge cheque.

Mandelson one of the last skilled Labour politicos seems to be the only one caught taking an actual real genuine bribe.

The rest I suspect lack the imagination.

Oh and Tony got loads of dosh, but funnily enough I suspect people genuinely pay to hear him speak.

The Yanks seem to idolise him. Quite a bizarre country indeed. Having said that, the British electorate voted him three elections in a row.

New law...everyone must hump someone from a different race.
After the initial awkwardness subsides from tapping your neighbors there will be no longer a need fora culture minister.
Done and fixed.

Sick

BTW, that's culture as in the arts. Television. Radio. Literature. Not ethnic cultures.

Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2009, 3:50 PM BST

Sick

BTW, that's culture as in the arts. Television. Radio. Literature. Not ethnic cultures.

That's what I was talking about. Great TV! Although you guys already have Big Brother.

Quote: Curt @ April 13 2009, 3:56 PM BST

That's what I was talking about. Great TV! Although you guys already have Big Brother.

Well sell you it and Davina for one oak tree.

Quote: Gavin @ April 13 2009, 3:57 PM BST

Well sell you it and Davina for one oak tree.

Is this an illegal transaction we're making here? If so then I'll have to talk with my overseas broker.

Illegal, but fair. And I suspect welcomed by anyone in the country with the tiniest iota of intelligence. And me.

Quote: Curt @ April 13 2009, 4:00 PM BST

Is this an illegal transaction we're making here? If so then I'll have to talk with my overseas broker.

Na its fine, please take them off our hands. We'll give you an oak tree.

Is it a nice Oak tree?

Quote: Curt @ April 13 2009, 4:04 PM BST

Is it a nice Oak tree?

It's packed with cocaine. But don't tell Curt.

Laughing out loud

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