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Keewik how's the fox doing?

Quote: keewik @ 23rd May 2014, 12:10 AM BST

Spoken like a suffragette. I have one in my tree - ardent socialist I feed her bankers.

Um maybe a little easier on the vino?

Quote: sootyj @ 23rd May 2014, 12:35 AM BST

I've no idea no one invited me/

I'll come to the next one then. ;)

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 23rd May 2014, 12:29 AM BST

..and when the then-powers-that-be realised that it would be politically and economically expedient to give women the vote, they did so..

..and idiotic types like you still believe the guff that such conflicts are altruistic.

And as for your usual anti-male stance, I'd get back to your knitting, if I were you.

Ooer! Our prejudices are well and truly showing.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 23rd May 2014, 12:39 AM BST

I'll come to the next one then. ;)

Not if I get to yours first

Quote: sootyj @ 23rd May 2014, 12:38 AM BST

Keewik how's the fox doing?

Um maybe a little easier on the vino?

My poor wee fox hasn't been seen for months. I think he's died.

I saw one today, maybe it was yours?

Foxes are cunning and it was just getting out before Scotland gets independence.....

Quote: keewik @ 23rd May 2014, 12:47 AM BST

My poor wee fox hasn't been seen for months. I think he's died.

Aw.
Maybe he's like chipolata. Disappears for a while to rub himself with satsumas then comes back.

Quote: sootyj @ 23rd May 2014, 12:45 AM BST

Not if I get to yours first

You'll be lucky if you can get to the front of the crowd barriers to throw roses on my passing funeral hearse.

oh yeh Occupy are protesting it aren't they?

Quote: keewik @ 23rd May 2014, 12:47 AM BST

My poor wee fox hasn't been seen for months. I think he's died.

In the wild, a red fox has a life span of 5-15 years depending on predators. Urban foxes have an average life span of roughly 18 months, their biggest killers - traffic.

Quote: sootyj @ 23rd May 2014, 1:02 AM BST

oh yeh Occupy are protesting it aren't they?

I think if I died, everyone would protest. I'm great me. Cool

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 23rd May 2014, 1:04 AM BST

I think if I died, everyone would protest. I'm great me. Cool

RCP that's just what those nasty kids were shouting when you were out on that ledge in your pants.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 23rd May 2014, 1:04 AM BST

Urban foxes have an average life span of roughly 18 months, their biggest killers - traffic.

Well that's f**kin' cheered her up.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/01/30/bnp-leader-nick-griffin-sell-your-scrap-metal-and-eat-roadkill-3375395/

And the bnp

Quote: keewik @ 23rd May 2014, 12:47 AM BST

My poor wee fox hasn't been seen for months. I think he's died.

It's summerish. He can find his own food.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 23rd May 2014, 1:04 AM BST

In the wild, a red fox has a life span of 5-15 years depending on predators. Urban foxes have an average life span of roughly 18 months, their biggest killers - traffic.

Really? I've seen quite a few urban foxes and they even visit my garden at night sometimes, but I've never seen one as road-kill

Is in the middle of Bangkok. News websites say it's the scene of much chaos, but I've seen almost nothing, other than a few soldiers walking about with machine guns. However, you see that all the time anyway.

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