Well here's a whole list or he could have phoned Manuel's daughter and asked to shag her.
http://www.thelineofbestfit.com/features/lists/ten-songs-banned-by-the-bbc-123298
But I mean he's in his 60s retirement can't be far off. So you make a mistake and you can grovel, or go f**k you.
If I had the pension in his position I'd take column B.