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Having reread the post thanks to you I'm now emotionally traumatised and will now be suing you.

Seriously though what a piece of shit and proof that something's abit rotten in our society.

Quote: sootyj @ 28th April 2014, 4:24 PM BST

Well if every lusty impresario with a stained casting couch is going to be Yewtreed, then HMP is going to start building some new jails.

You make him sound like some kind of ageing casanova. He is a sex offender. If he had committed those crimes today, he would have been charged with rape.

Sex offenders a pretty broad definition.

I've no idea what he actually did, he broke the law and will most likely be off to jail.

He forced women/underage girls to blow him. That is now charged as rape.

Is that what he was convicted of.

It's just with a couple of the rather unconvincing prosecutions I'd need read a little more, to make my irrelevant choice if he's a Hairy Cornflake or a Saville.

Quote: Jennie @ 28th April 2014, 5:33 PM BST

He forced women/underage girls to blow him. That is now charged as rape.

Is oral sex charged as rape now, I thought that was indecent assault? Not to trivialise the subject matter but a coerced blowjob sounds a lot less traumatic then say a large object being violently shoved up a vaginal or anal canal.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 28th April 2014, 5:40 PM BST

Is oral sex charged as rape now, I thought that was indecent assault?

No, as of 2003 it is rape. Section 1 Sexual Offences Act 2003:

1Rape

(1)A person commits an offence if-
he intentionally penetrates the vagina, anus or mouth of another person (B) with his penis,
(b)B does not consent to the penetration, and
(c)A does not reasonably believe that B consents.

anal canal, wasn't that where you went on a hoseasons holiday last year.

Quote: sootyj @ 28th April 2014, 5:48 PM BST

anal canal, wasn't that where you went on a hoseasons holiday last year.

Yeah, not so much messing about in boats as boating about in mess.

Quote: Jennie @ 28th April 2014, 5:48 PM BST

No, as of 2003 it is rape. Section 1 Sexual Offences Act 2003:

1Rape

(1)A person commits an offence if-
he intentionally penetrates the vagina, anus or mouth of another person (B) with his penis,
(b)B does not consent to the penetration, and
(c)A does not reasonably believe that B consents.

I think that's a bit unfair, most girls rarely consent to oral sex...unless they want something or they've broken / thrown out something you own.

Has Nuts magazine commissioned your guide to dating etiquette yet RCP?

Quote: sootyj @ 29th April 2014, 12:07 AM BST

Has Nuts magazine commissioned your guide to dating etiquette yet RCP?

It's not so much a guide, it's more of a rag soaked in chloroform and two rolls of duct tape.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 29th April 2014, 12:09 AM BST

It's not so much a guide, it's more of a rag soaked in chloroform and two rolls of duct tape.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2613020/Be-thoughtful-news-NEVER-cigarettes-1950s-guide-enchant-man.html

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 29th April 2014, 12:09 AM BST

It's not so much a guide, it's more of a rag soaked in chloroform and two rolls of duct tape.

Ah like Phil used to get Katie to breed with his hideous progeny.

Now that is romantic.

Quote: Jennie @ 29th April 2014, 12:12 AM BST

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2613020/Be-thoughtful-news-NEVER-cigarettes-1950s-guide-enchant-man.html

No doubt outraged feminists will be outraged at the very notion of a man asking them to be charming, nice to their friends and to tone down the make up. The gigantic monstrous sexist pigs!

Quote: sootyj @ 29th April 2014, 12:13 AM BST

Now that is romantic.

No, romance is keeping a girl locked in your cellar full of mannequins and animal skulls until she falls in love with you...or so I've been told. *cough*

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