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Talk about publishing complete and utter bollocks . .

http://www.expressandstar.com/entertainment/showbiz-news/2014/04/12/dixons-taken-on-cowell-impatience/

Quote: Oldrocker @ 12th April 2014, 10:13 PM BST

Talk about publishing complete and utter bollocks . .

http://www.expressandstar.com/entertainment/showbiz-news/2014/04/12/dixons-taken-on-cowell-impatience/

Why do you even care?

Quote: Jennie @ 12th April 2014, 10:13 PM BST

I think if you managed to persuade the masses of your point of view, you would immediately become a Greenpeace supporting, vegetarian, anti-gun liberal. If I told you your views aren't actually that unique, you would be most upset.

Nope, I've been on here and on Facebook, my views are fairly unique. Unless I'm representing a massive silent majority, which is always possible, I am quite insightful and forthright.

RCP you do realize all one needs to seem unique is to profess a ridiculous opinion, with apparent seriousness.

You'd get the same result if you said you wanted to eat fresh dog shit and then shag a barrel of rotting jelly fish.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/police-hunt-woman-pictured-urinating-3403904

this lady has managed a similar degree of uniqueness.

Quote: sootyj @ 12th April 2014, 10:28 PM BST

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/police-hunt-woman-pictured-urinating-3403904

this lady has managed a similar degree of uniqueness.

I thought we against pictures of women doing things in public uploaded to the Internet without their permission?

So confusing.

Who's we? Also that's a news worthy event, different barrel of monkeys, or rotting jelly fish.

You'll find it far easier to start arguments if you have a coherent view point to start from.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th April 2014, 10:30 PM BST

I thought we against pictures of women doing things in public uploaded to the Internet without their permission?

No, we are against pictures being uploaded solely for the purpose of public ridicule.

There is a clearly a public interest need to trace this lady.

Try to keep up, RC. ;)

If the police were more on the ball, surely they could just trace the stream of urine.

To be fair, that kind of stuff happens all the time in Nottingham. Not newsworthy enough to take a photo there.

So they need a lawperson to clean up that town?

:D

Quote: sootyj @ 12th April 2014, 10:37 PM BST

So they need a lawperson to clean up that town?

Like a Sheriff? No we tried that.

Sherrif of Notapiss?

Quote: Jennie @ 12th April 2014, 10:35 PM BST

No, we are against pictures being uploaded solely for the purpose of public ridicule.

There is a clearly a public interest need to trace this lady.

Try to keep up, RC. ;)

Yes, sorry, this is obviously different. Eh?

;)

Quote: Jennie @ 11th April 2014, 10:48 PM BST

I think your last sentence is a bit harsh, but I appreciate the sentiment.

The logic goes as follows. Women want to feel petite and skinny, because that is what our society dictates being feminine is. (See my above rants).

I don't think you can blame society for women asking for taller men, since typically the idealised women portrayed by society tends to be tall and willowy, witness the male rock star with the trophy model wife, towering over him.

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