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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 3rd April 2014, 12:19 AM BST

Maybe DH wouldn't have DTD with the OW if DW had spent more time in FF (Fitness First) and less time on MN? ;)

Yeah ! If OP had been dishing out the BJs like OW did then maybe DH wouldn't have been DTD with said OW.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 3rd April 2014, 12:21 AM BST

Hey, let's all go over there under assumed names and play with their forums !

I'll be 'Sterile of Wolverhampton.'

Look I like a good piss taking forum as much as the next guy, gay or DH but they're just actually funny.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 3rd April 2014, 12:21 AM BST

Hey, let's all go over there under assumed names and play with their forums !

I'll be 'Sterile of Wolverhampton.'

They are used to it, happens a lot.

Men's Right's Activists regularly rock up.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 3rd April 2014, 12:21 AM BST

Hey, let's all go over there under assumed names and play with their forums !

I'll be 'Sterile of Wolverhampton.'

Laughing out loud

I'll be 'Miss Andrist'.

Quote: Jennie @ 3rd April 2014, 12:27 AM BST

Men's Right's Activists regularly rock up.

Real men would never go on Mumsnet.

And I'll be Hugh Knock

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 3rd April 2014, 12:28 AM BST

Laughing out loud

I'll be 'Miss Andrist'.

Real men would never go on my Mums net.

RCP I sometimes have no idea what you're boasting about.

Quote: sootyj @ 3rd April 2014, 12:29 AM BST

RCP I sometimes have no idea what you're boasting about.

The fact that I know Mumsnet even exists takes away man points.

Mums net get with the time daddyo right now you're sounding like a jive sucker and your opinions are wearing sock suspenders.

Quote: sootyj @ 3rd April 2014, 12:35 AM BST

Mums net get with the time daddyo right now you're sounding like a jive sucker and your opinions are wearing sock suspenders.

:D

I've been watching too many shows about bearded men in Alaska yelling at each other on the Discovery Channel and have lost touch with my feminine side.

You do know the guys in all of those shows are gay, all of them, why do you think they head out into the woods to be away from the ladies.

"They've got nobody else to pin it on and our family's got a bad reputation so they've fitted him up.

"It wasn't anything like as large-scale as they've made out and they sentenced him when he was in Cyprus so he couldn't even defend himself. It's barbaric."

What the father fails to mention is the fact that his son was in Northern Cyprus was as a result of seven men with sledgehammers and a shotgun who broke him out from a prison van and smuggled him over there !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-26482599

A plot has been unearthed to turn state schools into Muslim faith schools. Starting with Birmingham and then spreading to Bradford. The main thrust of the operation was to encourage Muslim parents to oust current head teachers and get them replaced with more Islamic friendly administrators.

It states that parents could be encouraged to turn against the leadership team if they are told the school is "corrupting their children with sex education, teaching about homosexuals, making their children pray Christian prayers and [carrying out] mixed swimming and sport".

The article mentions 'The Department for Education's (DfE) Extremist Unit' - this is wear on I put on my confused old person flat cap and splutter Bovril all over the keyboard - The Department for Education has an Extremist Unit?!!!

This is your inclusive, modern Britain Nick Clegg and I blame you personally.

Shock horror 4 schools have grumpy governors who want to oust the headteacher.
That's been going on for years, except this time they want more Islamic values, as opposed to ousting pinkos, selling off playing fields or forcing girls to wear miniskirts.

Good to see the Doe is on it. Though the desire for some parents to have a shitty, corrupt school, with poor quality staff. So long as it's Islamic.

Is further evidence for me that faith schools have had their day and it's about time we started removing religion from our public life.

Quote: sootyj @ 3rd April 2014, 4:20 PM BST

Is further evidence for me that faith schools have had their day and it's about time we started removing religion from our public life.

I both agree and disagree with this sentiment. The only saving grace of the faith schools is that they don't adopt every new educational fad that comes out of some hippy's stoned out brainbox. As a result, the basic education of reading, writing, maths, etc. is always pretty good, along with discipline and pupil behaviour.

Many of them have been around for decades and have always harboured desires to be grammar schools, this has made them more desirable and the quality of pupils they receive are generally higher then the dregs shipped off to state comps.

So I can see arguments both for and against.

Faith schools do well because they can demand parents jump through hoops to get their sprogs in.
Allowing a far greater degree of selectivity than any others.

But I mean in the greater scheme of things, if the BMF say circumsision is needless surgery ban it, MAF says Halal and Kaushrut is cruel, ban it.
No more bishops or rabbis in the house of lords because of their faith.

Enough, religion and power should not be mixed.

It corrupts and weakens both.

The mother of the deported 'Martian' was just on the news crying her eyes out, apparently she misses her daughter. She could just jump on a plane and go to Mauritius, it's a pretty simple procedure.

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