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[quote name="Renegade Carpark" post="1054711" date="12th February 2014, 11:05 PM GMT"

3. Bring back smoking in pubs
4. Allow private citizens to own handguns again
6. Scrapping all green taxes[/quote]
In that case I think we should exterminate all Ukip members.

Quote: keewik @ 12th February 2014, 11:33 PM GMT

In that case I think we should exterminate all Ukip members.

It's always violence and thuggery with you nationalist types. We saw your brand of 'democracy' when Farage visited Scotland. Hopefully when you get independence, you can go back to traditional values, like sectarian killings after football matches.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th February 2014, 11:33 PM GMT

Here's the irony for me - Ed Miliband is awful, no one thinks he's a good leader, no one has confidence in his abilities, he couldn't even gain political capital when Davey Cameron was throwing disabled people onto the street - and yet people are still going to vote Labour because they want to get rid of the Tories. Is that not the very definition of a protest vote?

If I vote for them it's for the depressing reason that they will make the same cuts and decisions as conservatives

But I guess 10 percent less

Better that 10 percent improvement than a vote for some pointless socialist party going nowhere and lost in the past.

Seriously I couldn't find it more depressing.

Ed is comforting in his bland uselesness.

Quote: keewik @ 12th February 2014, 11:33 PM GMT

[quote name="Renegade Carpark" post="1054711" date="12th February 2014, 11:05 PM GMT"

3. Bring back smoking in pubs
4. Allow private citizens to own handguns again
6. Scrapping all green taxes

In that case I think we should exterminate all Ukip members.[/quote]
I listened to some of the SNP lot and frankly we'll have to rebuild the wall.

Youre getting a mixture of Stony Bridge, socialism and Narnia.
Without 10 percent tax bonus, sterling but apparently you're going to be the Norway of windpower.

Allow private citizens to own handguns AGAIN? Was there a time when British people owned handguns?

FFS either there is something or there's not.

Stop f**king about . . . .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26157647

Quote: sootyj @ 12th February 2014, 11:46 PM GMT

Better that 10 percent improvement than a vote for some pointless socialist party going nowhere and lost in the past.

That's reasonable enough. I like smoking, I like guns, I don't like banning things, so I can never vote for Labour. The Tories have done nothing but punish the poor and take backhanders from foreign corporations, so they can bugger off too.

I know my UKIP vote won't count for much, but I can cast it in good conscience.

Quote: beaky @ 12th February 2014, 11:56 PM GMT

Allow private citizens to own handguns AGAIN? Was there a time when British people owned handguns?

Yes up until the 1980s, its more a cultural thing than a legal thing for years.

Quote: beaky @ 12th February 2014, 11:56 PM GMT

Allow private citizens to own handguns AGAIN? Was there a time when British people owned handguns?

Yep, for several centuries, up until 1997 because of Dunblane. We then got into situations like this -

http://bulletin.accurateshooter.com/2012/04/uk-olympic-pistol-shooters-allowed-to-practice-with-mock-pistols/

thats just tragic

"Our goal is to win a medal for mother England, the 2012 host nation"

Sick

http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/uk-trans-comic-held-canada-mens-prison-tweets-her-entire-ordeal120214

the more I think about it, the more of a complex conundrum this seems to present.
I think the issue is what ever the wishes of the preop transexual, in every where from changing rooms, to prisons. I think women don't want a person hanging around there with a penis and I'd think there wishes should be respected first.

Quote: sootyj @ 12th February 2014, 11:13 PM GMT

The sad thing is that all just equals a huge hole in the budget.

And that's without including their proposals to not only increase defence spending by £17.4bn, but also to double the prison space, which presumably we'll need in order to lock up all the resulting rioting starving hoards and those eco-terrorists desperate for us to recognise that despite what UKip claim, the scientific consensus is that climate change is man-made. Lucky we can all have handguns, we'll need them.

They're like the BNP and the Greens just picking fancy sounding policy out of thin air.

And suggesting it's immigration not tax avoidancethat's damaging the economy, who believes that.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th February 2014, 11:05 PM GMT

That no one would vote for him, he was a joke, would never get 3. Bring back smoking in pubs

That's an actual policy???!! Important stuff.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th February 2014, 11:05 PM GMT

4. Allow private citizens to own handguns again

I can see why you have a joy boner over them.

There is no Climate Change!
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