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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,444

Quote: sootyj @ 8th February 2014, 2:20 PM GMT

He's alleged to have ploughed so many Farrows I' surprised he's not a farmer.

Booyah!

It's certainly a different take on giving someone a Woody.

Quote: lofthouse @ 8th February 2014, 2:18 PM GMT

Brainwashed

They got in your head pal

Sorry

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is that the kind of Hershey's chocolate kiss you dream about RCP

Quote: sootyj @ 8th February 2014, 2:32 PM GMT

is that the kind of Hershey's chocolate kiss you dream about RCP

I prefer a finger of Fudge.

Quote: lofthouse @ 8th February 2014, 2:18 PM GMT

Brainwashed

They got in your head pal

Sorry

the new interface for the David Icke website

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http://news.yahoo.com/russian-tv-shows-doctored-video-olympic-rings-212821064.html

Putin is so homophobic, he even stopped one of the Olympic rings from opening.

I really can't believe I just feckin' read that!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26098935

Quote: Oldrocker @ 8th February 2014, 9:03 PM GMT

I really can't believe I just feckin' read that!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26098935

I can

Human beings are c**ts

Quote: Oldrocker @ 8th February 2014, 9:03 PM GMT

I really can't believe I just feckin' read that!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26098935

Well are you going to adopt him

it's a waste feeding him to the lions, I'd pay a tenner for a kilo of giraffe steak

Quote: sootyj @ 8th February 2014, 10:38 PM GMT

Well are you going to adopt him

it's a waste feeding him to the lions, I'd pay a tenner for a kilo of giraffe steak

I've passed this post to the Zebra/Giraffe Guerilla Combine. You are now on their vengeance list.

Quote: keewik @ 9th February 2014, 12:15 AM GMT

I've passed this post to the Zebra/Giraffe Gorilla Combine. You are now on their vengeance list.

They only care about Gorillas

Quote: sootyj @ 9th February 2014, 12:18 AM GMT

They only care about Gorillas

You'll see. Wouldn't sleep too deeply tonight if I were you.

I like gorillas far more character than Zebras

But ugly. Zebras have a majesty.

Keewik did you get your job as the queen of the ugly Zebras

Quote: keewik @ 9th February 2014, 12:47 AM GMT

Butt ugly Zebras have a majesty.

Price William, what a hypocrite, telling us all to save endangered species while he's caught going hunting. Hunting non-endangered species, that is. But it's just like telling people not to shoplift while going out shoplifting yourself...and then paying for it at the till.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26105706

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