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When you have to bring out the zebra then your arguments truly lost

True.

Unless you're arguing with someone that says you don't have a zebra.

Or they want to know how old it is.

Until I read the text I thought the woman was the one in the middle !

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/crime/2014/02/03/three-found-guilty-of-murdering-smethwick-man-barry-shillam/

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26019668

Woke up feeling a bit grumpy - suddenly all is right with the world again. Hilarious.

Quote: Jennie @ 4th February 2014, 9:12 AM GMT

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26019668

Woke up feeling a bit grumpy - suddenly all is right with the world again. Hilarious.

This is most hilarious. He is exactly the kind of person that UKIP want banned from the country and he was selected as a candidate. It's a bit like the Anti-Fascist League hiring Nick Griffin.

On the upside, it's all great material for the next series of Mr. Khan.

You know the game's up when... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26025169

Chuckle Brothers spit-roast. "To me, to you".

To me up you shurely

No, they're the spit-roasters, not the 'roastee'.

Quote: Nil Putters @ 4th February 2014, 3:24 PM GMT

Chuckle Brothers spit-roast. "To me, to you".

:D

What a bizarre world you must live in if the Chuckle Brothers are your credible character witnesses.

So, anybody believe that a bloke can float around for over a year and live by catching turtles and sharks and drinking his own urine?

I hope he's used breath-freshener since.

Not a bloke that size.

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