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They should be giving the food to homeless people every day, not chucking it away.

Lots of supermarkets do

Which ones? I shall give them my custom imeejutley.

Marks and Sparks, and Pret A Manger are the 2 that come to mind.

So you know the ones where the food is good.

Ha. Good old M&S.

Next time they find Kerry Katona in a skip, she can tell them she was just shopping.

:D lol, but yes, why not reduce food to pence at near closing time?.... better than a skip?...

Hooray! Scarlet Johansson has given up being an Oxfam Ambassador because she loves Sodastream cola so much. The do it yourself bubbly drink machines are being built in a factory deep inside Israeli occupied territory and Oxfam don't approve of stealing other people's land and setting up businesses on it - I know, what a bunch of weirdos.

But thankfully Scarlet has made the brave move of supporting a faceless corporate business entity that flouts the rule of law instead of raising money for the world's hungry and poor. Woo! You rock!

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/30/scarlett-johansson-sodastream-oxfam_n_4693510.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

Why is this suddenly news? I'm sure I saw her on an ad for Sodastream months ago. Maybe I've gone mad.

Oh right, the newsy bit is that she's dumped Oxfam. As you were.

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Who on Earth uses a soda stream still..?

Hooray I'm the subject of todays pointless windup

Do I get a balloon or something.

Are you Scarlet Johansson?

I miss our Sodastream from the 80s. Even though it made scary noises.

Quote: zooo @ 30th January 2014, 3:27 PM GMT

Oh right, the newsy bit is that she's dumped Oxfam. As you were.

I think it was probably the other way round - but she has better PR.

Nah it's because I'm the occaisonally vaguely proIsraeli type, if it was a story about cat cafes spreading AIDS, it would be you.

It's kinda fun to spot who it is.

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