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I'm sorry, apparently accusing the current Prime Minister of actively taking part in infanticide isn't inflammatory enough for the left wing press.

If only Rufus had said that gay marriage made it rain, which as we know is far more offensive then calling someone a child murderer.

Rufus' next blog post - 'Why Nick Clegg wants to rape your sister in the anus (unless you're rich)'

And you thought 'Ralph Miliband Hates Britain' was over the top. Again, good job people.

If he gets a 1000 votes and out of sheer boredom and Russell Brand is to stoned to do it, then Newsnight might interview Rufus Hound.
At which point the Huff Post will praise him as the new Disraeli, and the Mail will call him the new Hitler. As those are their editorial stances.

Quote: Nogget @ 28th January 2014, 3:49 PM GMT

It's hard to imagine how £20billion cuts to the NHS will not result in more deaths.

It's hard to imagine how an extra £20 billion spent on the NHS will not result in more deaths. Until we can get the whole immortality deal going on, no matter what we spend, people will die.

I surrender, I give up . . .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-25933664

Quote: Oldrocker @ 28th January 2014, 10:01 PM GMT

I surrender, I give up . . .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-25933664

'Magistrates in Northallerton also banned both men from driving for three years and ordered them to each complete 300 hours of unpaid work.'

Seems fair enough, they were only travelling 44MPH more then most motorway drivers in the fast lane. It's not like they were drunk, in stolen cars, driving over grannies.

In the musical voice of Jason Donavan, this is 'Especially for zooo' -

http://now-here-this.timeout.com/2014/01/28/get-the-litter-scoop-we-had-a-behind-the-scenes-look-at-londons-first-cat-cafe/

:O
Lovey

NEED TO GO.

Welcome to the world of Cameron/Clegg . .

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/28/three-charged-vagrancy-act-food-skip-iceland

Tricky to spot the woman . . .

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2014/01/28/23-jailed-after-wolverhampton-no-deal-sentencings/

Difficult to spot anyone vaguely human in that motley crew!

Very few news on Michael Schumacher's condition.
I never was a fan of his, but he didn't deserve this fate. He's comatose for several weeks now and I don't think that's a very good sign.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 29th January 2014, 3:05 PM GMT

Very few news on Michael Schumacher's condition.
I never was a fan of his, but he didn't deserve this fate. He's comatose for several weeks now and I don't think that's a very good sign.

It doesn't look good, does it.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 29th January 2014, 3:05 PM GMT

Very few news on Michael Schumacher's condition.
I never was a fan of his, but he didn't deserve this fate. He's comatose for several weeks now and I don't think that's a very good sign.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/25938347

Quote: Oldrocker @ 29th January 2014, 5:15 PM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/25938347

Quite depressing...but not completely hopeless.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25950761

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