British Comedy Guide

I read the news today oh boy! Page 139

Quote: sootyj @ May 27 2010, 12:50 PM BST

Mr sensitive?

You know my escort name? Have you hired me? You weren't the woman with all the cats and the boy friend who lived in a cupboard?

Whistling nnocently

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20100528/video/vwl-indonesian-baby-on-40-cigarettes-a-d-15af341.html

:O

It's actually really disturbing to see a toddler smoking.

Quote: zooo @ May 29 2010, 1:03 AM BST

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20100528/video/vwl-indonesian-baby-on-40-cigarettes-a-d-15af341.html

:O

It's actually really disturbing to see a toddler smoking.

For all that we in the West are criticised, there really is some filth out there in the 'why don't we just bomb this scum into oblivion' world.

Image

What's going onnnn?

http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2010/20may_loststripe/

Damn as I scanned down the page I thought it was a topless shot of Jo Guest.

Quote: zooo @ May 29 2010, 12:12 PM BST

What's going onnnn?

It's a gas giant, isn't it? Not fixed. I imagine it'll pop up again.

Stripes are out this season. This year it's all about plaid.

It's moments like this I hope they get knocked out in the group stages.

http://tinyurl.com/3a3werv

There's almost no chance the "England" team would get that far. You just need to look around at the number of offers for free TVs and the like to see just how sure so many big companies and organisations are of their failure.

Ew. The Sun website. There's a red top I prefer my eyes to avoid.

Quote: Aaron @ May 29 2010, 4:41 PM BST

There's almost no chance the "England" team would get that far. You just need to look around at the number of offers for free TVs and the like to see just how sure so many big companies and organisations are of their failure.

If England win I'll punch anyone you like in the face.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 29 2010, 3:57 PM BST

It's moments like this I hope they get knocked out in the group stages.

http://tinyurl.com/3a3werv

My personal favourite quote

"He could say the greatest moment of his life was his kids being born, but not even that comes close when you've got the opportunity to maybe lift the World Cup for England."

To reflect:
To lift a large brass cup infront of men; for beating other men at kicking a ball from one side of a grass feild to another and getting it in a net.

Is better then.

Creating and nuturing a new life in your own image.

:D

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 29 2010, 3:57 PM BST

It's moments like this I hope they get knocked out in the group stages.

http://tinyurl.com/3a3werv

Ian Wright is an idiot.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 30 2010, 8:13 PM BST

Ian Wright is an idiot.

Now Steve. Ian Wright knows his football it's insightful quotes like this that really get us involved in the game so we know how the mechanics really work behind the scenes.

"If they play well, we will make the latter stages of the World Cup"

Share this page