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Is Nigella a genuine (commonly used) Name or is it just an invention of this Lawson fella?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 20th December 2013, 10:31 PM GMT

Is Nigella a genuine (commonly used) Name or is it just an invention of this Lawson fella?

I've never heard of anyone else called 'Nigella'

It is the name of a plant. (Isn't it?)

Yes, but so are Dandelion and Geranium

There's a Jamaican badminton player called Nigella Saunders, and that's about it.

Quote: Nogget @ 20th December 2013, 10:50 PM GMT

There's a Jamaican badminton player called Nigella Saunders, and that's about it.

Is her dad called Nigel?

Quote: Nogget @ 19th December 2013, 6:06 AM GMT

Found this on Facebook, and thought it was going to be a satire after reading the first sentence: "For many years now in the UK the Hardworking Taxpayer is having to foot the bill to house Murderers, Child Killers and Peadophiles in our Jails..."

http://www.petitions24.com/bring_back_the_death_sentence_to_britain

Can someone please reply in the comments section and point out that the death penalty is actually more expensive, due to the lengthy appeal process. I can't be arsed.

Quote: Harridan @ 20th December 2013, 10:41 PM GMT

Yes, but so are Dandelion and Geranium

There are a few Dandelions about, daughters of hippies probably but I've heard of a few.

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Thats a dandy lion

:D

:O

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25489501

'The rivers in Cumbria were "suffering an excess of water" because of the rain, Inspector Chris Wright of Cumbria Police said.'

No shit Inspector . . .

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Aggravated murder, as opposed to apathetic murder.

The murder weapon was a blunt instrument.

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