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Aye crashed onto a pub

I've never been in that pub but it's well known - bit of a cult place - poetry readings etc.

They just randomly said something about it being Billy Connolly's local or something.
Maybe the pilot was trying to aim for the river.

Don't know about Billy Connolly but I think James Kelman (Booker) used to be a regular.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-25163045

Wish the news would stop harping on about how the accident showed how awesome Glaswegians are. As though people in all other cities wouldn't have helped their friends get out of a falling down pub.
They were interviewing a very upset man on the news last night, a few feet away from trapped, dying people, and there were dozens of giggling adult men right behind him dancing around waving at the camera and trying to get in shot. Those particular Glaswegians weren't being too awesome.

Argh! Didn't see that.

Hopefully they were just drunk, and feel very guilty today!

I can't think of any tragic event ever that hasn't had an obdurate minority being dicks.

I believe in the ruins of Pompey there are the tragic remains of 12 men mooning the volcano.

Quote: sootyj @ 30th November 2013, 8:59 PM GMT

I can't think of any tragic event ever that hasn't had an obdurate minority being dicks.

I believe in the ruins of Pompey there are the tragic remains of 12 men mooning the volcano.

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Hate to insinuate this

But Salmon seemed to be all 'see? us Scots are all great and we should all stick together cos were great and lovely VOTE YESSSSS'

Insinuate all you like. :D

All I ask is, can folk remember - it's SalmonD - not a fish.

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Quote: lofthouse @ 30th November 2013, 9:18 PM GMT

Hate to insinuate this

But Salmon seemed to be all 'see? us Scots are all great and we should all stick together cos were great and lovely VOTE YESSSSS'

No shit

You might as well complain your cat shits in a box and licks its arse

Its called a crisatunity

No it shits out in the garden

I can confirm she definitely does lick her own anal bum part

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