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Neither. There are much worse things in this world. And they wear clown wigs.

Quote: zooo @ 28th November 2013, 4:45 PM GMT

Neither. There are much worse things in this world. And they wear clown wigs.

So it is Boris?

Quote: sootyj @ 28th November 2013, 12:05 PM GMT

I don't want anyone in power who

A Has such an idiotically insulting attitude towards learning disability

B Has such a fundmanental ignorance of what IQ actually is, e.g. primairily a measure of education rather than intelligence.

Oh God please start laughing, at this revolting creep.

Some would say that he is seriously unbalanced.

26 October - "I'm probably about the only politician I know of who is actually willing to stand up and say that he's pro-immigration."

27 November - "By 2050 Britain will be the second biggest country in the EU, and by 2060 - when I fully intend to be alive - we will have more people than Germany. And yes, I can see you gulp, and no, I don't know exactly where they will all go either; though when I drive through the cities of the north I see plenty of depopulated space."

28 November - "His speech appeared to be an attempt to reach out to the Tory right by warning the accession of Romania to the EU means London can do nothing to stop the "entire population of Transylvania" from pitching their tents in Marble Arch."

Breaking news . . . . Rachael Riley is back on the market lads !

Didn't she only just get married?

Yep, about a year ago.

Guess it didn't add up.

Fnar.

Quote: zooo @ 29th November 2013, 11:30 AM GMT

Fnar.

Did I miss my invite to your 65000 post party?

I missed it too. :(

Quote: Nil Putters @ 28th November 2013, 4:00 PM GMT

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/28/norfolk-police-warn-alarm-clown-norfolk

Superintendent Carl Edwards said no one had been injured or assaulted. He added that it seemed whoever was behind the makeup was probably trying to shock people and it was best not to give them the attention.

By writing a news article about them or anything.

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/nov/29/dappy-ndubz-kicked-face-horse

Reading this, it's a pity that the horse didn't . . "stops himself"

Beautifully written piece I could see it, in my minds eye perfectly.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 29th November 2013, 2:06 PM GMT

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/nov/29/dappy-ndubz-kicked-face-horse

Reading this, it's a pity that the horse didn't . . "stops himself"

A horse he was riding kicked him in the face? The saddle goes on the other way up, mate.

Hahaha!

Some sort of helicopter accident in the centre of Glasgow.

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