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The Smiths' The Queen Is Dead named the Greatest Album of All Time by NME

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2013/oct/23/smith-the-queen-is-dead-greatest-album-nme

Great news!!!

http://www.news.com.au/technology/american-network-nbc-publishes-map-showing-the-whole-of-australia-is-on-fire-oops/story-e6frfrnr-1226746114107

opps indeed.

Ha. Good old NBC...
Which bit do you live in?

The bitthat's on fire obviously

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 24 2013, 12:44 AM BST

Starting to look like Stuart Hall is going to die in prison . .

Not necessarily, he only got a couple of months per victim the first time around. He absolutely should spend the rest of his life in prison.

They should give him a bucket to poop in and wake him each morning shouting
"it's a slop out!"

Quote: sootyj @ October 24 2013, 11:55 AM BST

They should give him a bucket to poop in and wake him each morning shouting
"it's a slop out!"

I like to think that when he dies, goes to hell and has to suck off Satan for all eternity, Satan will say "it's a cock out".

Quote: zooo @ October 24 2013, 11:38 AM BST

Ha. Good old NBC...
Which bit do you live in?

I live in Brisbane, Queensland. The part that has really been on fire is around the Blue Mountains in the state of New South Wales. That's about 1000km and a 13 hour drive away from where I live.

We do get bushfires in Queensland but luckily they don't seem to be as bad/occur as close to homes as they do in other parts of the country. We tend to get more floods though.

Even for the bush fire prone areas, it is quite unusual to have them this bad at this time of year.

Wow. Well I'm glad you're not currently alight.

Floods, fires and Paul Hogan do you ever wonder that the Aboriginal gods maybe telling you to leave?

Quote: zooo @ October 24 2013, 12:30 PM BST

Wow. Well I'm glad you're not currently alight.

Thanks, I also. I can't imagine what it must like to have to evacuate due to a fire. I hope I never have find out either.

Quote: reds @ October 24 2013, 12:22 PM BST

I live in Brisbane, Queensland. The part that has really been on fire is around the Blue Mountains in the state of New South Wales. That's about 1000km and a 13 hour drive away from where I live.

We do get bushfires in Queensland but luckily they don't seem to be as bad/occur as close to homes as they do in other parts of the country. We tend to get more floods though.

Even for the bush fire prone areas, it is quite unusual to have them this bad at this time of year.

1000 kilometres is roughly the distance from London to John o Groats (the most northerly tip of Scotland.

Unimpressed England Scotland

Or interestingly, it's almost exactly the same distance from London to Berlin and Google says it is quicker to drive to Berlin than to John o Groats.

... unwanted-comparisons-r-us ....

Shut the front door.

Oooooooooh!
I hope it will have the same tune.

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