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The Daily Mail can f**k the f**k off. You're now not allowed to look like an old person when you're 71? Absolute ridiculous sexist bloody bullshit, designed to make people like me get angry and click links. They're a troll organisation designed for idiots and bigots. I hope all of their cocks and tits rot off.

Quote: reds @ August 25 2013, 12:49 PM BST

I would be deeply concerned if she still looked exactly the same as in the 60's. That would not be normal.

That would be Cliff: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401278/Cliff-Richard-continues-defy-ageing-process-shots-new-2014-calendar.html

Yes, that newspaper is a pile of shite. Still, dumb is where the dough is.

Aaah - such terrible news.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/boxing/23831263

Quote: zooo @ August 25 2013, 11:24 AM BST

Lol, woman gets old. Shocker.

we all age alas and change our appearance:

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But for SootyJ's info, since I am really a 3 million year old Dragon... I have to fake it.

Whistling nnocently

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 25 2013, 11:21 AM BST

Bloody hell !

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401524/Former-model-Christine-Keeler-71-unrecognisable-pulls-shopping-trolley-50-years-Profumo-affair.html?ICO=most_read_module

At least she's got bigger tits now.

I think Cliff has admitted to using botox to help with his youthful complexion.

Good news about Kenny Sansom:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kenny-sansom-ive-been-sober-2215387

Well done Arsenal and Crystal Palace for their support.

Does anybody actually believe all this crud about the Syrian government using chemical weapons?

They are desperate to cling to power and the main thing to threaten that is the yanks getting involved

The yanks say, use this stuff and we will act

So what does the Syrian government do? Go ahead and poison a few hundred people?

Right ..

They would have nothing to gain from doing that - and possibly everything to lose

And were expected to just sit here and accept what people like William Hague say as the truth? Any real proof ? Nah

It's a about as likely as all those WMD they found in Iraq

It's all shit and lies

The yanks just want to stick one of their puppets in power in Syria , just like in Afghanistan and Iraq

And they just need to create a valid excuse

It's so f**kin obvious they got the rebels to carry it out

These filthy murdering yank c**ts will stop at nothing and do anything to get their way

Theyre like a verminous cancer on this planet

Quote: lofthouse @ August 25 2013, 10:53 PM BST

Does anybody actually believe all this crud about the Syrian government using chemical weapons?

Yes. Sadly I do.

Quote: Rob H @ August 25 2013, 10:54 PM BST

Yes. Sadly I do.

Yes that's what they're banking on

Ya sheep!

And why are you worrying about this while its your turn to pose a question on the OFAH quiz thread?!

Priorities man!

Oops!

My bad

Assad is deranged enough to . He needs removing. Sadly no-one will act without proof from the UN inspectors that he is behind this atrocity.

Problem is, the rebels are by no means blameless. :(

I think the West expects the 'Arab Spring' to produce instant functioning democracies. We forget the pain and bloodshed we had to go through ourselves. It's just that we did it 400 years ago :(

Quote: lofthouse @ August 25 2013, 10:56 PM BST

Yes that's what they're banking on

Ya sheep!

Us sheep do have a tendency to assume that paranoia is an unhealthy trait. Its baaaaad for you. Ahem. :$

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