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This isn't NEWs but Laughing out loud - http://gawker.com/5948159/school-for-the-deaf-disqualified-from-hosting-taylor-swift-concert-despite-winning-online-competition

Scientists have developed a way of charging mobile phones using urine.

The scientists believe the technology has the future potential to be installed in bathrooms to harness the urine and produce sufficient electricity to power showers, lighting or razors as well as mobile phones.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-23333533

So the urinals of a football stadium could be the power plant of the future?

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/02/02/time-for-counseling-immigration-officer-adds-wife-to-terrorist-suspect-list/

WOT?

A CITY?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23369573

:O

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-23357672

Never, never, never !

Richer than Bill Gates...
For a very brief period of time.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23352230

How many unfufilled dreams went through his head before being swiftly crushed.

There's the nucleus of a Kirrin Island sketch for you.

Phone battery flat - need to piss on it.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 16 2013, 9:42 PM BST

So the urinals of a football stadium could be the power plant of the future?

Nothing new..

I went to the Reebok Stadium for over ten years and had the piss taken out of me every week

Been there a few times Lofthouse, very similar to our Huddersfield stadium

I went to the McAlpine once

We won 3-2 I think !

Michael Ricketts destroyed you that day!

What ever happened to that fat bastard...

Oh and I went to your old ground to see us play Emley in the FA Cup!

Lol, I went to your old one too and that looked like our old one :)

I recall going for a wee at your old one

And there was no roof!

You just pissed up against a wall outside

Ahh the good ole days

Quote: lofthouse @ July 19 2013, 12:13 PM BST

I recall going for a wee at your old one

And there was no roof!

You just pissed up against a mobile phone outside

Ahh the good ole days

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 19 2013, 12:16 AM BST

WOT?

A CITY?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23369573

:O

There's a reason Robocop was set there. Although wait till the bedroom tax has been going a few years and some of our towns and cities will be following suit.

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