Man Marries Dying Cat: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8658327.stm
I read the news today oh boy! Page 124
Quote: DaButt @ May 4 2010, 9:59 PM BSTI can't stop laughing about a town named Birdlip. Is it near Snakefinger and Whalefoot?
I head you were close to a horse'sass.
Quote: DaButt @ May 4 2010, 5:33 PM BSTNice work!
Corporal of Horse Craig Harrison fired his consecutive shots from such a long distance that they took almost three seconds to reach their targets.
What happened to his horse?
Quote: Kenneth @ May 4 2010, 10:45 PM BSTMan Marries Dying Cat
I burst out laughing reading that, the story wasn't so funny.
Now that's a wedding night I'd like to see.
Quote: Paul W @ May 5 2010, 1:41 PM BSTI burst out laughing reading that, the story wasn't so funny.
Now that's a wedding night I'd like to see.
Are you really sure you would?
Quote: Chappers @ May 5 2010, 1:45 PM BSTAre you really sure you would?
Well up until the point in which he pinned down the cat then yes.
Unless he puts cat food on his balls and leaves the cat to it, then definatly no.
Danny Dyer advises Zoo reader to 'cut his ex's face'
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/may/05/danny-dyer-zoo-magazine
He's such a weird little man.
What kind of 'production error' could that possibly be blamed on?
Is his middle name Truly?
I expect their argument would be that it was a tongue-in-cheek space filler whilst putting the magazine together, that was somehow not replaced with the proper final copy.
Either that, or they mixed it up with the Pakistani edition.
Quote: Aaron @ May 5 2010, 4:12 PM BSTI expect their argument would be that it was a tongue-in-cheek space filler whilst putting the magazine together, that was somehow not replaced with the proper final copy.
Either that, or they mixed it up with the Pakistani edition.
*laughs nervously*
Bit of a shame that hardly anyone will hear about this, so everyone will forever think he died of a drug overdose. Not the best way to be remembered!
Perhaps drugs caused it in the first place though?
Maybe. But the article suggests he did get and stay clean quite a few years ago, just like he said.
But now everyone thinks he was a lying druggie. 
And he had a stupid name that meant something totally different in England.