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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,213

Quote: billwill @ May 7 2013, 7:22 PM BST

Government bureaucracy gone insane

Apparently the EU commission wants to control all seeds and gardeners and make it illegal to develop new varieties of plants and vegetables.

http://www.naturalnews.com/040214_seeds_European_Commission_registration.html

Mind you I do not know if this source of news is reliable.

Bill

Looks a bit of a David Icke site.

We will all be forced to eat GMO food eventually

And it's poison ...

This Cleveland business reminds me very much of the novel 'Room'.

Ha yes, me too!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4920609/jay-z-appears-to-be-a-time-traveller.html Lol.

It totally is him, though.

Quote: zooo @ May 9 2013, 1:06 PM BST

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4920609/jay-z-appears-to-be-a-time-traveller.html Lol.

It totally is him, though.

Spooky!

Jay-Z is "the doctor"!

In the 60s or 70s they discovered a medieval painting which showed a jester or something like that who was looking exactly like Mick Jagger.

:D
I love things like that.

Mick Jagger was a bit scared...because you know...the 60s, transcendental meditation, spirits etc.

Imagine being able to time travel and then taking so many drugs you forget how. :(

Drugs...

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Quote: zooo @ May 9 2013, 1:06 PM BST

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4920609/jay-z-appears-to-be-a-time-traveller.html Lol.

It totally is him, though.

NO IT ISN'T

IT IS TOO.

It can't be: it's Ian Wright

Quote: billwill @ May 7 2013, 7:22 PM BST

Government bureaucracy gone insane

Apparently the EU commission wants to control all seeds and gardeners and make it illegal to develop new varieties of plants and vegetables.

http://www.naturalnews.com/040214_seeds_European_Commission_registration.html

Mind you I do not know if this source of news is reliable.

Bill

The lifecycle of a European Commission news story-

Brussels based freelance stringer attends obscure press conference or browses a dull technical document that no-one outside the relevant industry has the faintest interest.

Invent an exaggerated conclusion designed to upset people who have zero knowledge of the issue in the first place

Sell it to a tabloid whose hacks have no clue how to check it even if they wanted to.

Hack acquires MP soundbite from attention seeking backbench idiot: "This attempt to ban jam jars is Brussels political correctness gone mad."

Story quoted by the BBC and therefore becomes a fact.

Dimwits leave message board comments and rant on Radio Bloke phone-in about leaving the EUSSR.

Commission press office issues turgid statement no-one reads explaining why the story was bollocks in the first place.

^

It's true

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6481969.stm

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