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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,198

Them two Russian lads in Boston?

Patsies

The secret services in the US arranged those bombings and these two are the "Lee Harvey Oswalds"

They will be silenced

It's just the people who actually run this world using terrorism as an excuse to take away people's civil rights and brainwash the masses

Probably

...Catskillz?

Quote: zooo @ April 22 2013, 11:24 PM BST

...Catskillz?

Two namechecks in one day, his ears must be burning! (Probably from secret government experiments)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4898270/woman-accused-of-murder-by-squeezing-mans-scrotum.html

:O :O :O :O :O :O

He must have been a bit of a delicate flower!

She's a nutter

This will be a testes case in the courts.

Mind you you can't blame her everyones feeling the squeeze these days

Holy shit! Brian Butterfield's been sent down!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/millionaire-businessman-james-mccormick-found-guilty-of-selling-fake-bomb-detectors-8584621.html

just tell me it's a fake, it never happened, and I'll be fine...

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/04/22/sarah-palin-calls-invasion-czech-republic/

Wow

Not only was Frankie Dettori on drugs

Half the horses he was riding were on bloody drugs too

Horse racing has to be the most corrupt 'sport' in the world.

I wouldn't trust any man jack of them.

Sooner it ends, the better.

Poor horsies. :(

Hello boys and girls and welcome to CBBC'S Newsround

Today it was revealed a leading horse trainer has been found guilty of doping his horses. We now go over to Zooo for this in depth report:-

Quote: zooo @ April 23 2013, 10:27 PM BST

Poor horsies. :(

Thanks Zooo

Now here's Tom with the sport.

Laughing out loud

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