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Hey Zeus!

Ho zé!

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2013, 7:00 PM GMT

Okay, we'll pretend you were being sarcastic. ;)

Course I was

I don't even fancy the woman

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle bush

She and everything she stands for is what makes this country the pathetic joke that it is today

She was nothing

Got HUGE tit implants

Household name

Quote: lofthouse @ March 29 2013, 7:05 PM GMT

Course I was

I don't even fancy the woman

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle bush

She and everything she stands for is what makes this country the pathetic joke that it is today

She was nothing

Got HUGE tit implants

Household name

And Peter André touched her. Now, I wouldn't want her even if she was classy!

Would Jesus say that?

So who are these two who are being questioned?

By the Yewtree lot, you mean?

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2013, 6:48 PM GMT

Would Jesus say that...?

*snigger*

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2013, 7:07 PM GMT

Would Jesus say that?

No

But he isnt a sinner like you and me

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2013, 7:11 PM GMT

By the Yewtree lot, you mean?

Yes.

I only know of one, but I'm not sure if we're allowed to say names yet? (Am a bit paranoid.)

Quote: lofthouse @ March 29 2013, 7:29 PM GMT

No

But he isnt a sinner like you and me

Phew, that means believers can do whatever they want. Ace.

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2013, 7:32 PM GMT

Phew, that means believers can do whatever they want. Ace.

As long as they confess afterwards, yes.
;)

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2013, 7:32 PM GMT

I only know of one, but I'm not sure if we're allowed to say names yet? (Am a bit paranoid.)

Just whisper it ;)

Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 29 2013, 7:10 PM GMT

So who are these two who are being questioned?

Were you the person that said they were going playing GOLF in PARIS?

One of many, although I hear only three people are actually being charged. However some more revelations concerning other investigations are about to become public.

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