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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,166

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/leicester--guerrilla-knitting---the-science-behind-police-attempts-to--reclaim-communities--125053752.html#gwvn7pp

stupid, stupid flat footed pigs talking shite again! What next? tickle sticks at riots!! sergeant Ken Dodd

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21697205

Anyone know where the nearest Paddy Power is to I can stick a monkey on this cert?

I do quite like Total Eclipse Of the Heart. And the hero holding song. :$

She was quite scary on Buzzcocks. But her songs are fun.

Well, digging out a a decrepit old crooner certainly worked last time.
Oh, hang on...

Quote: Lazzard @ March 7 2013, 10:58 AM GMT

Well, digging out a a decrepit old crooner certainly worked last time.
Oh, hang on...

But the politics of it, especially since the Iraq War, mean we're never likely to win anyway. And I'd rather some wrinkly old songster from yesteryear had one last hurrah than some pimply rapping upstarts.

I think she'll do really well. Eurovision isn't about slow, dull, croony songs, like our offering last year.

Good job the contest is in Sweden and not France.

Vicky Pryce found guilty, man holds up strange Fukoshima banner in all the camera shots.

"A rumor circulated today that pop star Justin Bieber has been hospitalized due to breathing problems."

Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin...I hope we don't lose another one of our greats.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/christine-bleakley-faces-itv-axe-1752008

Aw shit.

Not another Just Giving appeal I have to start ?

:|

I totally thought Alex Jones did Dancing On Ice.

The evolution of Skynet moves irresistibly onwards.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12400647 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21714191 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4319570.stm

Just in case you forgot what Skynet is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skynet_%28Terminator%29

Eh, maybe a weird thing is going to happen and its going to make all of the robots, cars and machines go in to "maximum overdrive" which I am just about to watch.
:D

Quote: Billy Bunter @ March 7 2013, 1:38 PM GMT

Good job the contest is in Sweden and not France.

:) Well, I liked it.

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