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Quote: Lee @ February 25 2013, 8:29 PM GMT

The Onion called a little girl a c**t on Twitter.

http://mattkirshen.tumblr.com/post/44013195192/the-onion-the-outrage

zooo, you're a c**t.

Just mooching around and ended up up looking at odds for the next Pope . .

Paddy Power have Father Dougal Maguire at 1000/1 !

I quite fancy Ravasi at 14/1 but I think they'll do an Obama and go for an 'ethnic'

Just off to check the odds on a first Jewish Pope . . .

:)

Quote: Lee @ February 26 2013, 1:13 AM GMT

zooo, you're a c**t.

Didn't you read the article, it doesn't work with zooo. Unimpressed

Quote: chipolata @ February 26 2013, 10:05 AM GMT

Didn't you read the article, it doesn't work with zooo. Unimpressed

:P

Quote: Lee @ February 26 2013, 1:13 AM GMT

zooo, you're a c**t.

Cool

Anyone reckon that if Lord Rennard looked more like George Clooney and less like a giant pig-faced space-hopper the scandal the media would be talking about today would be his legions of illegitimate children rather than these rather mild sexual harassment charges?

Quote: chipolata @ February 26 2013, 10:05 AM GMT

Didn't you read the article, it doesn't work with zooo. Unimpressed

:D

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/mo-done-running-143226535.html

Rolling eyes

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ February 26 2013, 2:58 PM GMT

a giant pig-faced space-hopper

Thought that was Pickles ?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ February 26 2013, 2:58 PM GMT

Anyone reckon that if Lord Rennard looked more like George Clooney and less like a giant pig-faced space-hopper the scandal the media would be talking about today would be his legions of illegitimate children rather than these rather mild sexual harassment charges?

There is quite a fine line between unwanted attention and unwarranted optimism.

I had a boss who was a notorious sexpest and ultimately he ended up trading in his wife of a quarter of a century for the office junior, so fair dos, his persistence ultimately paid off.

I have no words . . . . .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-21594109

Was he pissed?

A Florida man has disappeared into a 20ft-deep (6m) sinkhole that swallowed up a bedroom in his house./.../"All they could see was a part of a mattress sticking out of the hole," Chief Rogers said.

If it wasn't so tragic, it would be hilarious.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21633385

Quote: Nogget @ March 2 2013, 8:39 AM GMT

A Florida man has disappeared into a 20ft-deep (6m) sinkhole that swallowed up a bedroom in his house.

Sounds like the script to a "You've Been Framed" clip.

http://uk.games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/student-simultaneously-juggles-solves-rubik-cube-004651627.html If its real its crazy!

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