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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,160

You don't scare me

Kevin is a fictional character

You got nothin on me

I wonder how they are going to explain his absence?

Got a job in Walford

Quote: zooo @ February 15 2013, 9:37 PM GMT

I wonder how they are going to explain his absence?

A note from his mum.

When is this going to end? Who's next? But at least ITV can't keep slagging off the BBC anymore. Sick of them tedious knob wranglers over on that unused Third channel.

Quote: zooo @ February 15 2013, 9:37 PM GMT

I wonder how they are going to explain his absence?

The most believable excuse is that he is taking acting lessons?

Quote: billwill @ February 15 2013, 5:21 PM GMT

Good job that this meteor strike did not happen back in the days of the Cold War. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21468116
it could have triggered WW-III, nuclear holocaust.

Image

Hancock - The Scottish Castle, when in a contest for Castle Sporran at a highland games, Sid has a rocket powered hammer . . . 'Sid, I don't know what that was but if it lands in Russia we're in trouble.'

Quote: lofthouse @ February 15 2013, 9:37 PM GMT

You don't scare me

Kevin is a fictional character

You got nothin on me

There's another job opportunity for you - mechanic.

Well, that's interesting . . .

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/15/us-pope-resignation-immunity-idUSBRE91E0ZI20130215

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 18 2013, 11:49 PM GMT

Well, that's interesting . . .

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/15/us-pope-resignation-immunity-idUSBRE91E0ZI20130215

But not surprising for a catholic priest !?

True, but is there more than poor health behind the resignation ?

http://freethinker.co.uk/2011/07/12/accused-of-being-gay-spanish-priest-challenges-catholic-church-to-measure-his-anus/

Laughing out loud

>_< Laughing out loud

http://ncronline.org/blogs/ncr-today/papabile-day-men-who-could-be-pope

Yes please !

Pope Scola.

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 19 2013, 7:12 PM GMT

http://freethinker.co.uk/2011/07/12/accused-of-being-gay-spanish-priest-challenges-catholic-church-to-measure-his-anus/

Laughing out loud

Every catholic priest is Born from this mans anus! Around the front end is a scrotum in the shape of bruce forsyth,and hanging to one side is a penis in the form of jeremy paxman.

All this from one man? he needs Destroying. :D

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