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Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorious.

I'm sorry - I saw this on the internet and can't help finding it funny

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 14 2013, 9:05 AM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21455453

Oscar Pistorious accidentally shoots & kills girlfriend

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Oh God I hate those stories. Accidentally killing family member cos you think they're a burglar. Argh.
Seriously, who shoots first and puts their specs/the lights on later?

Quote: zooo @ February 14 2013, 11:18 AM GMT

Oh God I hate those stories. Accidentally killing family member cos you think they're a burglar. Argh.
Seriously, who shoots first and puts their specs/the lights on later?

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accidentally or not - he has been arrested and charged with murder. The police say there were at least 2 other witnesses to the shooting

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ February 14 2013, 11:00 AM GMT

...what a fall from grace.

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don't worry he'll bounce back!

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ February 14 2013, 9:43 AM GMT

I'm pretty certain most of us must have bust out with equally hormonal rants against our parents as teenagers.

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Yes, that's what makes me sad.

Quote: chipolata @ February 14 2013, 10:17 AM GMT

It stumps me why he should do such a thing.

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>_<

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 14 2013, 11:34 AM GMT

Yes, that's what makes me sad.

>_<

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I think his dad was selfish and human when his son needed him most

Yes, I don't agree with anything he's done, and I'd quite happily call him a c**t myself. Just saying.

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 13 2013, 11:46 PM GMT

Chris-Huhnes

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Golly. To think that being caught by a speed camera can lead to a politician's downfall and the prospect of jail. In some other countries, top politicians get away with murder and embezzlement. You lucky Brits.

Early front runner for the job . . .

Good job that this meteor strike did not happen back in the days of the Cold War. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21468116
it could have triggered WW-III, nuclear holocaust.

We've probably still got about an hour and a quarter left before extermination, so I'm off to get drunk.

I seem to be still alive, and only quarter-plastered.

KEVIN WEBSTER????

has the whole world gone fookin mental?

Innocent until proven guilty