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Hey Loft do an impression of Brian Blessed as Voltan in seminal Rock Opera Flash Gordon, just discovering that Flash Gordon is in fact not dead.

Quote: lofthouse @ January 17 2013, 10:27 PM GMT

HE'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

It's Gordon's alive you ignorant douche.

Not 'news', but inspired decision making processes on show.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a451938/katie-price-a-psychic-told-me-id-marry-a-kevin-kieran-is-close.html

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 18 2013, 11:23 AM GMT

Naked old men everywhere; more like hell.

I think they are all supposed to be restored to prime of life, so not old men, but young men.

Anyway sex won't be needed any more so the dangley bits may be omitted.

Sounds dull.

What is the "soul"? I've never been quite sure. It seems a bit vague and ill defined.

Quote: chipolata @ January 18 2013, 3:50 PM GMT

What is the "soul"? I've never been quite sure. It seems a bit vague and ill defined.

Just watch 'Poltergeist' - I think that should answer most of your questions.
Oh, and don't, whatever you do, go into the light...

Not news a such but a nice turn of phrase in places . . .

http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2013/jan/18/saturday-evening-tv-never-been-so-bad

:D

Quote: Lazzard @ January 18 2013, 3:53 PM GMT

Just watch 'Poltergeist' - I think that should answer most of your questions.
Oh, and don't, whatever you do, go into the light...

I don't remember souls being mentioned in Poltergeist (although I've not seen it in fifteen or so years).

Quote: sootyj @ January 18 2013, 11:27 AM GMT

Hey Loft do an impression of Brian Blessed as Voltan in seminal Rock Opera Flash Gordon, just discovering that Flash Gordon is in fact not dead.

It's Gordon's alive you ignorant douche.

Laughing out loud

Ironic in a way

As in my minds eye YOU look a bit like Brian Blessed

Quote: sootyj @ January 18 2013, 11:27 AM GMT

Hey Loft do an impression of Brian Blessed as Voltan in seminal Rock Opera Flash Gordon, just discovering that Flash Gordon is in fact not dead.

It's Gordon's alive you ignorant douche.

GORGON's Alive..

Drat I thought I had finished him off back in ancient Greek times.

Errr

Quote: lofthouse @ January 18 2013, 6:06 PM GMT

Laughing out loud

Ironic in a way

As in my minds eye YOU look a bit like Brian Blessed

Half right Brian blessed looks like me

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2264595/NOW-believe-Two-men-experience-simulated-labour-pain-TV-just-hours-lucky-dont-real.html

Hehe.
(Not that I'm planning on experiencing it either)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21103987

F**k! Lucky man.

That guy certainly defended himself

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