Quote: Tuumble @ January 16 2013, 3:35 PM GMTA Gallup poll of Tesco consumers has found that 99% said, "Neigh" to horse meat being included in their burgers. A previous Tesco Chief Executive has since claimed that this would've never have happened if he was still in the saddle...
A vegetarian Tesco's customer wanted to know if the Veggie Burgers had been tested for presence of Uniquorn.
*not my joke, I found it on the internet and improved it a bit.*
Don't know what the fuss is . . all part of a stable diet.
Who was the whistle-blower at the company responsible for Dobbin them in?
Let's be honest, their burgers always were a bit pony.
Quote: Lazzard @ January 16 2013, 5:17 PM GMTLet's be honest, their burgers always were a bit pony.
I was impressed to learn they used filly steak.
Yeah, like we all really read the news today (oh boy)....
I bought a Tesco value burger
When I opened the pack there were two halves of a coconut shell
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 16 2013, 7:02 PM GMTI bought a Tesco value burger
When I opened the pack there were two halves of a coconut shell
you had better jokes on twitter.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 16 2013, 7:02 PM GMTI bought a Tesco value burger
When I opened the pack there were two halves of a coconut shell
I bought some but when I realised there was a problem I gave them to my neigh - bours.
Not to be left out, here's mine...
Tesco burgers are being removed from shelves faster than shit from a cheval.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-21043926
A ha ha ha ha ha
Handkerchiefs stuffed in mouth time in court !
Trying to find 100% beef burgers in Tesco is a real night-mare!
Quote: sootyj @ January 16 2013, 7:21 PM GMTyou had better jokes on twitter.
How can I tell if you don't retweet any?
That was my personal favourite out of them.
Hope the meat comes from the old nags that left me £40 light at Kempton Park