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I read the news today oh boy! Page 111

Don't bring cats into it, beyatch.
We're talking about guinea pigs.

Cat stuffed with guinea pig served with a hamster reduction?

Sorry, I got it wrong on the tomatoes. If served with a roast, they should be halved and grilled with a garnish of breadcrumbs and basil.

Quote: zooo @ April 13 2010, 12:36 PM BST

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100413/tuk-1-000-pets-killed-in-building-blaze-6323e80.html

:(:(:(:(:(

I bet it was the animal rights mentalists.

Quote: The Rook @ April 13 2010, 1:05 PM BST

What do you all make of this story?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100413/tuk-will-girl-guides-accept-paedophile-s-45dbed5.html

Who thinks they will accept the money?

Not me. But they should.

Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2010, 2:11 PM BST

I bet it was the animal rights mentalists.

F**kers.

Quote: The Rook @ April 13 2010, 1:05 PM BST

What do you all make of this story?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100413/tuk-will-girl-guides-accept-paedophile-s-45dbed5.html

Who thinks they will accept the money?

What would be their reasons for not accepting it?

Quote: Nogget @ April 13 2010, 9:06 PM BST

What would be their reasons for not accepting it?

I suppose it could then be considered prostitution.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/henryporter/2010/mar/27/intercepting-mail-stasi-tax-inspectors?

I've just found this all by myself ! :)

Anybody else seen it?

Particularly the last but one paragraph !

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-admits-having-sex-with-horse-and-donkey-1942614.html

Oh dear. "The defendant does not have a stable address although he says his daughter can provide an address."

Laughing out loud

See I don't understand why bestiality is such a crime, considering it's OK to kill and eat animals.

Quote: Nogget @ April 14 2010, 11:47 AM BST

See I don't understand why bestiality is such a crime, considering it's OK to kill and eat animals.

It'd leave a funny taste in the mouth, though.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 14 2010, 11:30 AM BST

Oh dear. "The defendant does not have a stable address although he says his daughter can provide an address."

Laughing out loud

yes - brilliant!

Quote: zooo @ April 13 2010, 12:36 PM BST

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100413/tuk-1-000-pets-killed-in-building-blaze-6323e80.html

:(:(:(:(:(

I was gutted to read it. Teary

I don't want to read it, & I don't even have pets.

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