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Quote: Stylee TingTing @ November 23 2012, 11:38 PM GMT

You know somethin "zooo"? You are one airhead f***ing knob, you seriously are. Do you know that?

That was seriously uncalled for.

I like how Stylee put "Zooo", as if it was silly to have a fake name...

Maybe Stylee doesn't believe that zooo is my real board name.

Ooh! Conspiracy! Maybe "zooo" is really a cyborg testing out her integration skills here...

I was reading about Ceres the dwarf planet that's a little bit bigger than Pluto.
Ba****d, they could at least have had a play off before Pluto was relegated.
Can't we just call it Big Pluto & have 10 planets.

Findings: no skills.

Quote: Harridan @ November 23 2012, 11:55 PM GMT

Ooh! Conspiracy! Maybe "zooo" is really a cyborg testing out her integration skills here...

You're the cyborg, with your plastic arm and toothbrush attachment. Like a minty Terminator.

ABORT ABORT Attempt to divert suspicion has failed

Laughing out loud

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 24 2012, 12:00 AM GMT

Laughing out loud

You're up late again . . .

20 past Twelve on a Friday?

I've been up later.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 24 2012, 12:24 AM GMT

20 past Twelve on a Friday?

I've been up later.

I see.

Missus has locked the bedroom door again . . . . .

Quote: Harridan @ November 23 2012, 11:44 PM GMT

That was seriously uncalled for.

I think it was meant to be a joke. Saying something rude to get zooo to talk to him as per the messages just before that.

Quote: Harridan @ November 23 2012, 10:41 PM GMT

It's mostly the ferocity that makes it bad, the guy is obviously hitting the elephant as hard as he possibly can.

It's certainly shocking, although thankfully elephants are very robust, so we can only hope that it didn't suffer too badly.

Another part of my youth passes away. Larry Hagman dies. I'm not going to make any jokes about who shot JR. RIP

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