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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,065

Quote: Pingl @ November 19 2012, 8:00 PM GMT

That is a point of view, and one on the whole I can't help but sympathise with. But I think most people just want to get on with their lives, look after their loved ones, bring up their kids and do no harm. But as a race we are a virus that has no cure. We can only live in hope that one day we may learn, although history says otherwise

Yeah virus is exactly right!

Well I for one don't think for one second that Hamas even want peace - their hatred for isreal is what gives their lives meaning

And isreal should no f**king better about persecuting a vulnerable minority.....

Quote: lofthouse @ November 19 2012, 7:57 PM GMT

If it was down to me I'd kill the f**kin lot of ya and leave the animals to get on with it

You make me sick

Yeah you

Why not get a head start and kill yourself? I'd like to agree with your other points, but I haven't done any warmongering - or any other mongering come to think of it.

Oh and animals have wars too - whether it's monkeys fighting over territory or swarms of ants destorying every living thing in their path - they just can't build cool stuff like laser guided smart bombs or stealth bombers - the twats.

From a philosophical point of view, it's very difficult to imagine how society would have developed without our own hunting and territorial instincts and how they influence all of our other actions and achievements.

So whilst cute bunnies don't go to war with each other, they don't have 24 hour hardcore porn on the Internet either.

Humans rule and anyone who says otherwise needs a slap in the face and to grow the hell up.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 19 2012, 9:31 PM GMT

So whilst cute bunnies don't go to war with each other, they don't have 24 hour hardcore porn on the Internet either.

So it's win win.

Quote: zooo @ November 19 2012, 9:33 PM GMT

So it's win win.

Especially if you're a Playboy Bunny.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 19 2012, 9:31 PM GMT

Why not get a head start and kill yourself? I'd like to agree with your other points, but I haven't done any warmongering - or any other mongering come to think of it.

Oh and animals have wars too - whether it's monkeys fighting over territory or swarms of ants destorying every living thing in their path - they just can't build cool stuff like laser guided smart bombs or stealth bombers - the twats.

From a philosophical point of view, it's very difficult to imagine how society would have developed without our own hunting and territorial instincts and how they influence all of our other actions and achievements.

So whilst cute bunnies don't go to war with each other, they don't have 24 hour hardcore porn on the Internet either.

Humans rule and anyone who says otherwise needs a slap in the face and to grow the hell up.

I'll remind you of all that shit when a helicopter gun ship next fires missiles at your street

Oh

That's right

They never have or will ever

So nevermind eh?

Have just had to skim through all that quickly. Let me get this right - there's about to be a world war because the Israelis are accusing the Palestinians of mistreating stick insects?

Quote: lofthouse @ November 19 2012, 9:50 PM GMT

I'll remind you of all that shit when a helicopter gun ship next fires missiles at your street

Why don't you remind me of it as you sit in your warm, dry, house full of food and consumer goods? Or maybe next time you have to go to the Doctor and get some state of the art medicine? Or when you fly off on holiday in a jumbo jet with your iPhone full of translation programmes?

Humans - we ain't just about the war.

You know from Sarajevo to Syria if you really want to slaughter you don't bother with anything as gay as gunships.
Nope you park some nice hefty artillery pieces on the border and let loose. Its how Syria killed more of its citizens in one day then Israel has managed in war thus far. You use drones and gunships if you want to at least try to target your enemy

We are now exchanging pleasantries on the Battle of Hastings page.

Please keep that in mind.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 19 2012, 9:55 PM GMT

Humans - we ain't just about the war.

Exactly, we're at least 63% about arguments on the internet these days.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 19 2012, 9:55 PM GMT

Why don't you remind me of it as you sit in your warm, dry, house full of food and consumer goods? Or maybe next time you have to go to the Doctor and get some state of the art medicine? Or when you fly off on holiday in a jumbo jet with your iPhone full of translation programmes?

Humans - we ain't just about the war.

That's very cruel. Lofty goal s a northener

And therefore lives in a tumbled down whippet next to our will

Quote: sootyj @ November 20 2012, 9:07 AM GMT

That's very cruel. Lofty goal s a northener

And therefore lives in a tumbled down whippet next to our will

As a fellow Northerner I would like to say, back at you, you latte double mocha sipping, soft southern ponces, take your cock-en-ey chip shops without gravy and go munch on your pret a mange drippy wraps with your I've got a lovely bunch of bankers up your own backsides you self obsessed southern dipsticks. Ah I feel better now Pirate

Actually is there a north? I thought it was demolished because of asbestos in the 1970s

We are here secretly building a big wall :D

;) Yeah! Keep the Southerners away from our water supplies!

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