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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,035

Quote: sootyj @ October 27 2012, 1:51 PM BST

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Maybe cos they were happy the cat's okay? Don't completely ruin my faith in all the people!
PETA's offering a grand for information leading to arrest of can't-think-of-a-word-bad-enough-to-describe-them

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pregnant-cat-dunked-in-tar-vat-1399741

I'm writing a story about that cat you can really pitch a cat like that

I think they basically just said on the news that women can smoke 400 fags a day as long as they quit when they get to the age of 30

Quote: lofthouse @ October 27 2012, 5:20 PM BST

I think they basically just said on the news that women can smoke 400 fags a day as long as they quit when they get to the age of 30

What about men?

;) Who cares?

Maybe there is something similar for men: Drinking 15 pints of lager a day is ok as long as we stop at the age of 40...or 45 (I bloody hope so...) ;)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2012/oct/26/kensal-rise-library-campaign-blow

Motherf**kers. What a world we live in.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ October 27 2012, 5:51 PM BST

Maybe there is something similar for men: Drinking 15 pints of lager a day is ok as long as we stop at the age of 40...or 45 (I bloody hope so...) ;)

I think that's what they told George Best

Only he got to 45 and thought...

Nah

F**k it

Random info - I once met his uncle who was a respected psychic.

Quote: AJGO @ October 27 2012, 6:04 PM BST

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2012/oct/26/kensal-rise-library-campaign-blow

Motherf**kers. What a world we live in.

It's a disgrace what's happened to libraries in this country in recent years.

Quote: chipolata @ October 27 2012, 9:00 PM BST

It's a disgrace what's happened to libraries in this country in recent years.

Agreed.
The incredibly rich Oxford college turning this one into flats hurts that bit more.

In Friern Barnet the residents are fighting against the closure.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-19590224

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/oct/12/friern-barnet-library-cuts-fight

Guess what?
Gary Glitter's been arrested in connection with the Jimmy Saville case.
Nothing like going for the low hanging fruit.

Talking of low hanging fruits, I should imagine Johnathon King is packing a small suitcase as we speak.

Packing a small suitcase

Is that a euphemism ?

And already there are claims saville raped people whilst they were drugged so ciyldnt remember the details truly the circus is in town

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