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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 15 2012, 11:47 AM BST

The concrete cows at Milton Keynes were 'vandalised' over the weekend. I put 'vandalised' in quotes as I think they did a very good job on them in the style of the Brit Pop Artists like Banksy and Damain Hurst.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-19940942

The article said they could be 'moved' - when everyone knows, it should be 'moo-ved'.

"Since they arrived they have been stolen, beheaded, painted pink and had pyjamas and "BSE" painted on them."

Laughing out loud

Class. Innit?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/4591414/x-factor-rylan-clark-bares-his-bum.html

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/amanda-todd-cyber-bully-named-1381210

A horrid story about a teenager killing herself after being bullied into showing her breasts online by a man who is thought to have posted on child pornography sites.
The Mirror is rightfully outraged at the treatment of 'Pretty Amanda, 15' Unimpressed

Go Anonymous!

C**ts.

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 17 2012, 12:23 AM BST

Class. Innit?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/4591414/x-factor-rylan-clark-bares-his-bum.html

That ass looks like it's taken some serious action.....

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2012, 6:38 PM BST

R.C.'s unbelieveably racist post of the day -

Is this you: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81493908/

Quote: Tursiops @ October 17 2012, 12:14 PM BST

Is this you: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81493908/

:O

How dare you compare me to some burrito chomping, bean farting, donkey shagging, dumb ass, Mexican mud dweller.

According to the Serbian FA the ugly scenes at the end of the under 21 game against England were all Danny Rose's fault: http://news.sky.com/story/998643/serbia-racism-row-england-victim-blamed

Shit dude

Some blind guy got tazered by the filth cos they thought his walking stick was a freakin sword

A sword

That's some craaaazy shit right there y'all

:( Awful... too much bad stuff...

Quote: lofthouse @ October 17 2012, 10:03 PM BST

Shit dude

Some blind guy got tazered by the filth cos they thought his walking stick was a freakin sword

A sword

That's some craaaazy shit right there y'all

Does no one watch 80s Rutger Bauer action movies anymore?

Quote: lofthouse @ October 17 2012, 10:03 PM BST

Shit dude

Some blind guy got tazered by the filth cos they thought his walking stick was a freakin sword

A sword

That's some craaaazy shit right there y'all

Maybe the cops had grown up watching The Avengers and thought all walking sticks were the same.

RIP Sylvia Kristel (Emmanuelle).

Pass the tissues.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 18 2012, 12:47 PM BST

RIP Sylvia Kristel (Emmanuelle).

Pass the tissues.

Well there goes my youth :(

Trenton Oldfield, who disrupted this year's University Boat Race has been jailed for six months for causing a public nuisance.

Oldfield said he was demonstrating against government cuts.

Judge Anne Molyneux said: "You did nothing to address inequality by giving yourself the right to spoil the enjoyment of others."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20003058

6 months in jail for spoiling enjoyment? I wonder what he would have got if he'd spoiled some homeless people's enjoyment instead of that of a bunch of toffs.

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