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I need that article rewritten for thickos. Then I might understand what it's saying. Sounds interesting though!

Quote: zooo @ September 10 2012, 12:45 AM BST

I need that article rewritten for thickos. Then I might understand what it's saying. Sounds interesting though!

Trying holding the article near your vagina.

Alps shootings: police discover 'potentially explosive substance' at Claygate home

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/10/alps-shootings-police-hilli-home-live

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 10 2012, 7:02 AM BST

Trying holding the article near your vagina.

Will do.

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 10 2012, 12:42 AM BST

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/sep/08/brain-science-vagina-heralds-sexual-revolution

Apparently the author has just discovered that if you rub a ladys spam purse, it sends messages to her brain that release pleasure chemicals. Wow, talk about cutting edge science, thank goodness she was here to tell us this shocking revelation.

However, the real news is that she managed to write an entire book on this subject and got to advertise it for free in the Guardian. Her next book 'Don't punch me in the titties because they're kind of sensitive' will be out in time for Christmas.

;) OH Dear, will not be purchasing, sounds too graphic for me.

Be prepared ! . . .

http://www.redbubble.com/people/paulkidd/works/7052239-dead?p=t-shirt

Anyone know where this film is? I'd like to see what the fuss is about.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/american-killed-as-us-consulates-stormed-over-mohamed-film-8126288.html

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 12 2012, 11:00 AM BST

Anyone know where this film is? I'd like to see what the fuss is about.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/american-killed-as-us-consulates-stormed-over-mohamed-film-8126288.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmodVun16Q4

Looks to be one set of fundamentalist c**ts trying to wind up another sety of fundamentalist c**ts.
C**ts.

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 12 2012, 12:35 AM BST

Be prepared ! . . .

http://www.redbubble.com/people/paulkidd/works/7052239-dead?p=t-shirt

That'll be nice for her kids.
:|

Quote: Lazzard @ September 12 2012, 11:20 AM BST

That'll be nice for her kids.
:|

That'll be the gun runner and the racist I'm A Celebrity winner ?

So Leicester University may have found the remains of Richard iii. If they have, it's one amazing bit of detective work. However,it might cause another problem. How do we bury the man? With all the pomp of an English king? Or without ceremony as the double child killer he almost certainly was?

Disgusting.

If you find a Richard III you should just flush the chain.

Quote: bigfella @ September 12 2012, 5:19 PM BST

...it's one amazing bit of detective work.

Apparently someone spotted a speed-bump no-one remembered putting in...

Quote: Lazzard @ September 12 2012, 5:30 PM BST

Apparently someone spotted a speed-bump no-one remembered putting in...

Laughing out loud

Quote: bigfella @ September 12 2012, 5:19 PM BST

So Leicester University may have found the remains of Richard iii. If they have, it's one amazing bit of detective work. However,it might cause another problem. How do we bury the man? With all the pomp of an English king? Or without ceremony as the double child killer he almost certainly was?

WWH8D?

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