BBC IS AUDITIONING FOR THE NEW DR.
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Can you read what's on the card please.
JEREMY CLARKSON.
By the power of Rastalan you'll be defeated. Like a HGV driver killing prostitutes in a Citroen lorry.
BBC
Next!
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Can you read what's on the card please.
JORDAN.
By the power of Rasta, Rast, Hast? Them words are 'ard. Oi Dalek your Plunger's no match for my Clunga!
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Next.
JORDAN
Yeh f**k ya, Dr Poo? Dr shit more like.
This latest batch misses the mark for me, sorry mate
The premise is nice, odd people going for Doctor Who, but the script smacks of laziness.
BBC
Can you read the line on the script please, Mr/Mrs (Celebrity)
(Celebrity)
HELLO I AM DOCTOR WHO - TOPICAL REFERENCE!
See??
I think one that will benefit from being seen acted out, perhaps! Jeremy Clarkson dressed as the Doctor stumbling out of a tardis in a casting room would be quite amusing!