British Comedy Guide

Racist Queen Mum

QUEEN AND PHILIP ARE READING NEWSPAPER.

QUEEN

That beastly Edward Stourton has accused my dear dead mum of being a racist.

PHILIP

Yees what this bloody country coming to eh, when you can't call a Frog a cheese eating surrender monkey with bad breath.

QUEEN

She said the EU was full of Huns, Dagos and Whops.

PHILIP

Here here.

QUEEN

They get evey where.

PHILIP

To right.

QUEEN

One dirty Greek's even got up my daughter.

PHILIP

Yees, what? Ruddy cheek the drunken old cow was more German than the Bismark.

Hm. Not much of a sketch there really. Didn't do anything for me I'm afraid.

I thought it was okay, but lacks a punchy ending.

Kudos for the 'To(o) right' line though -- probably the subtlest, most unexpected, not-quite-sure-you-realised-it-was-there joke in the sketch :)

Dan

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