QUEEN AND PHILIP ARE READING NEWSPAPER.
QUEEN
That beastly Edward Stourton has accused my dear dead mum of being a racist.
PHILIP
Yees what this bloody country coming to eh, when you can't call a Frog a cheese eating surrender monkey with bad breath.
QUEEN
She said the EU was full of Huns, Dagos and Whops.
PHILIP
Here here.
QUEEN
They get evey where.
PHILIP
To right.
QUEEN
One dirty Greek's even got up my daughter.
PHILIP
Yees, what? Ruddy cheek the drunken old cow was more German than the Bismark.