THE QUEEN IS TALKING TO AN RAF PILOT.
QUEEN
So you guided the poor blind pilot to the ground?
PILOT
Yes ma'am he was suddenly struck blind, he was panicking and was surely going to crash.
QUEEN
Well done young man, I have something for you?
PILOT
A medal?
QUEEN
No a job. I've got some one who's panicking, can't see anything and's about to crash the economy.
PILOT
Primeminister? Couldn't you just send me to Aghanistan it's safer.
Would benefit from being read aloud. Poor blind pilot sounds like a tongue twister and using the word blind in two consecutive sentences feels wrong.
Well it's a last minute for Treason so I suppose it would be read aloud.
It's very much a Ronseal sketch, I just hope it's so obvious no one else thought of it.
Yeah good idea, maybe needs a coat of Ronseal to polish it up.
Badoom tisch.
Nice though. Could do a sub-punch at the end:
"No, we need you to talk Alastair Darling off the roof"
Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2008, 4:38 PM GMTWell it's a last minute for Treason so I suppose it would be read aloud.
I meant YOU read it aloud before posting it up for critique! If it's a quicker you dont care about fair enough (but then why ask for feedback 
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Ah I see I could make it clearer that shew ants him to replace the Prime minister.