SCENE STARTS WITH A FOCUS ON THE SIGN "WELCOME TO EASTBORNE"
NEXT A VIEW OF THE HIGH STREET ZOOMING IN ON THE CCTV CAMERAS AND THEN CUT TO THE CAMERA CONTROL ROOM.
CCTV OPERATOR 1
This one looks a bit suspect
WE SEE AN ELDERLY GENTLEMAN USING A ZEBRA CROSSING ON AN ELECTRIC BUGGY
CCTV OPERATOR 2
Yea he's definitely up to no good
THE OLD GENT AMBLES ALONG THE PAVEMENT ON HIS BUGGY
CCTV OPERATOR 1
Hello control we have a suspicious looking character in the high street outside the greengrocers heading north toward the T junction over
Police Control
Message received and understood
CCTV OPERATOR 2
I don't know what the world's coming to
CCTV OPERATOR 1
Does he think we were born yesterday?
AT THIS POINT THE MAN STOPS AT A ZEBRA CROSSING FACING THE ROADAND THEN REVERSES QUICKLY STRAIGHT THROUGH THE WINDOW OF BON MARCHE
HE RE-EMERGES CARRYING A BUNDLE OF FLORAL FROCS, SLIPPERS AND NICE GREY SLACKS. HE GOES FULL SPEED AHEAD AS WE HEAR THE POLICE SIRENS APPROACHING.
FINAL SHOT TWO VERY OLD POLICEMEN IN TWO SIMILAR BUGGIES COME INTO SHOT WITH BLUES & TWOS WAILING & FLASHING
CCTV OPERATOR 1
When will they ever learn?