SCENE OPENS ON A CHINESE RESTAURANT SIGN
"EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE FOR JUST £10"
CUT TO THE INSIDE OF THE RESTARAUNT WHERE A CUSTOMER IS WAITING TO PAY.
CHINESE CASHIER
OK so you have the buffet, that is ten pounds prease
CUSTOMER
Here you are
CHINESE CASHIER
But this only five pounds
CUSTOMER
Yes, I would like to have eaten twice as much but I don't have the time
CHINESE CASHIER
But eat what you like is ten pounds
CUSTOMER
Yes I know but like I said I don't have the time, besides I don't have the money either
CHINESE CASHIER
This no go for me you eat my buffet but only pay half
CUSTOMER
Yes but I only ate half
CHINESE CASHIER
So how we resolve this
CUSTOMER
How about I come back tomorrow, eat the other half, and give you the rest of the money
CHINESE CASHIER
OK but you make sure you come back
CUSTOMER
Oh you have my word
AS THE MAN LEAVES THE CHINESE GIVES A REASSURING NOD AS HE SAYS UNDER HIS BREATH
CHINESE CASHIER
You have to get up early to make fool of Johnny Chung
