Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 20 2008, 8:44 PM GMTI hope Tim does make it, because there will be a lovely comedy moment one day when he ends up somehow stood in a room with all these people! He'll probably explode! Or kill them all.
Now *that* is a sitcom script!
Dan
What do people mean? Does Tim not like certain people in the comedy world??
I believe it turns out that Tim actually loves everybody!
Dan
Life's far too short to seriously bear anyone a grudge. Except my ex-partner. No-one in the comedy world (as yet) has spent 9 months carrying my children, whilst constantly complaining to me that she's worried they're not mine. (But that's another story.)
Note to self: other people can see what you type late late at night on here.
Haha!
Oh, Tim.
Are you still in Yeovil?
I might pop round and destroy your computer for you. 
I remain in Yeovil, Zooo.
Thanks for the offer. Though you come round to mine at your own risk, dear.
I'll just send one of the lads round then.
I'll have to meet some first though.
As long as you don't get them from thatplacewhereyoulive, darling.
They are too scary.
You know, Zooo, if you ever fancy going out for a drink...?
I don't go out.
Or drink.
But hey, we can have a virtual drink on The BSG.
*drinks imaginary beer*
*spits it out again*
*injects virtual midazolam into ante-cubital fossa vein*
*masturbates to ennui but not completion*
*unties transient EU female language student, in order to strangle her*
*digs hole in children's play garden, buries, then contemplates suicide*
*washes hands*
*communicates with God via mental powers*
*drinks virtual drink with Zooo*
Tim, you remember that whole thing with the legal threat, and the making yourself look a bit mental...? :/
Cheers, Aaron, but I don't think the reference above you've just amended is of relevance, especially when neither Zooo or I actually live there. Point taken, of course, but that seems a bit extreme!
Do we want to know, Aaron? I thought Tim was just honing a few surreal chat-up lines