DAVID CAMERON IS MAKING A SPEECH:
DAVE CAMERON:
You're ready for change.
Our governments have ruined the economy, we all want change; we all need change.
Vote for the Conservatives for a change.
Together, we can bring change.
As Obama showed, the only way to run a winning election campaign is with a hell of a lot of change.
So if you'll give your change to my main man George Osbourne, he'll consolidate it into one big piggy bank of change. Isn't that right George?
ENTER OSBOURNE:
Sorry, was out fishing for change. Almost caught a Russian Billionaire. Turns out Mandelson and Labour've been doing it for years.
HOLDS OUT RUSSIAN-STYLE HAT.
(CALLS) Change?! Change?!