IN A CROWDED STATION A MAN STEPS FORWARD OPENS HIS COAT, HE HAS AN EXPLOSIVE BELT.
MAN1
In the name of Allah die infidels!
ANOTHER MAN OPENS HIS COAT HE HAS A SIMILAR BELT.
MAN2
Oi mate I was here first.
MAN1
This is awkward, isn't there supposed to be a web sit that prevents this sort of thing happening.
MAN2
Yeh well I was here first, so go on hop it.
MAN1
We could go together?
MAN2
Yeh right, you blow yourself up first. And you get to spend the rest of eterenity chasing 70 virgins like an Islamic Benny Hill. Mean while Muggins here is getting bummed by Satan in hell.
MAN1
Are you even a Muslim?
MAN2
Nah just a really commited Cat Stevens fan. Besides it was this or a job in Aldi.
MAN1
That would be bad. Ok you count down and then we go.
MAN2
5,4,3....wait a ruddy mo you were about to blow yourself up.
MAN1
Wasn't.
MAN2
I saw you squeexing your detonator, I'll f**king kill you.
MAN1
That is the general idea.
MAN3 WALKS ON HE IS A BISHOP IN FULL ROBES.
MAN3
Psyche bitches, mama church finally got with the times.
MAN3 BLOWS HIMSELF UP.
EPILOGUE MEN 1,2,3 ARE ALL BEING BUMMED BY DEMONS IN A LAKE OF FIRE.
MAN1
This isn't so bad.
MAN2
Poof.
MAN3
Sodding Pope.