WALKER TEXAS RANGER AND TJ (BLACK) ARE SNEAKING UP ON A WAREHOUSE.
TJ
Ok Walker we've got to get these evil drug dealers, before they spread their black tar heroin all over Texas. Then it's off to the orphanage to read stories to all the kids with Leukemia.
WALKER
But not the ones with AIDs. Ok now these bad guys will no doubt have machine guns and kungfu skills.
TJ
Yeh but they always miss, and they're kungfu is rubbish. Hang on you're not reading stories to the orphans with AIDS.
WALKER
Remember one of those badguys will have a knife he'll wave at you until you punch them out. And yeh AIDS is God's punishment for gayness, we can't intefer in his harsh works.
TJ
And remember to wheel kick the chief bad guy right in his chest. God's punishment? Damn it Walker these kids are 6 year olds, they got it from their parents, it's not their fault. Walker have you gone crazy?
SOME BAD GUYS COME OUT.
TJ
We'll talk about this later. Now let's get these bad guys.
WALKER
God gave them AIDS for a reason. Stop TJ these guys are innocent.
TJ
How do you know?
WALKER
Every one knows drug dealers are Black or Hispanic.